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Catholics butt fuck children. Maybe their nuns deserve to live with hajis.... Oh shit, hope I didn't offend anyone ... Oh wait, I really don't give a fuck Quit crying, Nancy.

It's time for you to shut the fuck up and change your panties.

I bet that really chapped her ass

You bike in a fast food drive through. At the window

You must give yourself a water enema before you pull out the stitches to rid the body of the stitchred finger toxins.

Next challenge: At a dealership of your motorcycle make. Sent from my PC36100 using Tapatalk 2

The Landing Strip Lima Ohio. I hear its got some pretty decent reviews Sent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk 2

Game on bitches!!! :thefinger: Next challenge: in front of a strip club.

Just a reminder to think a lil extra your first few rides people. Everyone is Rusty, 3 people I know went down this weekend alone. All from simple mistakes all avoidable. 1 was a fairly new rider so it happens. 1 though is a lady several here know as well even though she doesn't post much anymore. Jess is a better rider than 3/4 or more of the guys on this forum. She rides and races, I've chased her around Putnam a couple times and had nothing for her. She's no rookie by any means but had a rookie mistake that costed her dearly yesterday. She's in surgery right now and could probably use a prayer or two even though she's not the religious type. Triple check yourself and your bike the first few rides out.

Cleaning out some old stuff I came across a $25 AD Farrow gift card. Still has the Receipt of purchase too! I believe I won back in 2009 at an Ohio Riders Meet & Greet. I know there are a few of you that could use this. Post up in this thread. I'll select a random winner based on your post number. I'll give it until Wednesday 4/17 @ 11pm. GO!

Matt's new 2013 Kawasaki Ninja 650 and only 13 miles on it. Handles great and great for a beginner. Keeping it safe in my garage. Matt went with black and we call it "Yellow Dragon"

"Where's my condom stash, gotta try this." That was pretty easy to explain.

awww' date=' you stole [i']my joke. I was gonna say that you're always thinking about cock, but you just talk about it more when you're high.

So what you're saying is that when your high you think of cock?

Anything you could possibly want to know about the current events of the Boston Marathon can be found here: http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1ceyx1/boston_marathon_explosions_two_dead_64_injured_as/

That video brings up a good point. We should either collect emergency contact info for people on the epic ride (or any group ride for that matter) or riders should carry emergency contact info conspicuously about their person.

you can see the gravel edge well in this video, and you can see about 50% of the spot is rutted where all the cars clip the gravel and surely are tossing it into the road. I hate it when turn's have those gravel pit edges, dangerous.

yes and yes

Of her, or the tire?

He's never going to get that smell out....

I don't see anything wrong with it. You're not really advertising anything. We all know you make them anyways. Give away free shit my friend.

and the problem with that is....

Lighten up Francis. You sound like the up right political correctness type of person. Actually they are quite proud. I could give you my resume and the things I've seen and done or you could understand that it wasn't a joke against Catholics it was a joke against Muslim terrorists getting screwed over in the end anyway. Hope I didn't hurt your feelings to much buddy.

I don't have any problem sending them to their 72 Catholic nuns.

Bad news- he won't be getting laid for a while. Good news- when she finally lets him back in velvet pocket she won't want rubber anywhere near it

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Their new N scale track, saying

Solid looking deals, I don't need any but I am sure some do; http://www.woot.com/plus/gun-cases-and-safes#

I gotta say that Dying seems to have a level head. His responses are seemingly positive and not excuse driven or ego minded. Good on him and good on him for wanting to get better. Brush off and move on and get some seat time. Your buddy needs it also...

Frightening get off that hard and that quickly. Will pray that she recovers quickly and completely. Be safe out there gang. We fight, bitch, and argue like any family, but I look forward to all our ORDNers making it to the end fo the season to fight, bitch, and argue through a typical overextened Ohio winter. Take care of yourselves and look out for eachother.

Brandon does ride his own ride, not once have I seen him trying to keep up with others. Like he said this one looked like he locked on to the bike in front when he blew the line and touched the front brake. Not sure why we are making such a huge deal about this, Brandon is okay the bike is fixable. Everyone makes mistakes and if you haven't well good for you, Brandon made his and learned from it.

Duct tape and zip ties will be your best friend when you start tracking and racing lol.

cross zipties.

Got the new front on my fat bike. Then did road 20 miles with my single speed commuter. Any thing off road is a muddy mess after all of that rain last week. Then spent the rest of the day doing taxes Craig

I agree, save a aggressive rode like 555 for later in the season. Everybody is just coming off of winter and still rusty! Glad you're ok Brandon!

This is another good point! Glad Your ok. Learn what mistake you made and ride your ride. Remember when out riding its not a dick measuring contest, that what meet amd greets are for

Is there some place local to purchase the apex kit from? Still kind of salty I bought a gun that pretty much requires a trigger job right out of the box

Yep, I know that. It's the norm that the law is for low speed less than 15mph lane splitting. I was sharing a crazy video from the past on here that caused WWIII. Hell, I had an online wackjob hunt my work and home address down threatening to get me with swords, Chinese stars, etc...true story! Relax and realize you don't know what my thoughts are from behind a keyboard. There is no rule that I have to stay on topic to please you. It is on topic actually though, but on the unlawful side of the topic. I know what is up with your original post. You can't change anything with lane splitting so there is no point in trying.