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Are you going to take that Tim?

Well, unlike your tires, you wear it well.

700lb Bike + 200lb Tim + Fuckin Race Bike + 4 days in the Smokeys = New Tires.

Pepper sprayed myself once. Found a perfume sprayer thing tucked away above refrigerator. Thinking the wife had bought some expensive ass perfume and was hiding it from me. In my blind rage and thinking this shit had better smell good I sprayed it into the air then breathed in deep. I thought my chest was going to explode, nose burning and running like someone turned on a snot faucet. Eyes started watering then rubbing mace back into my eyes. All while thinking who would wear this shit. Finally it dawned on me that I had just maced myself. Some how I managed not to wake anyone up in my agony. So I asked my wife the next day why there was mace in the cupboard. Turns out it was for the daughter to use. She got a big kick out of my ordeal.

Habaneros. In college after I cut some my gf was getting kinda horny. Long story short...she spent a few hours sitting in the bathtub. She didn't want me to tell anyone. I told everyone.

Holy smokes did your motorcycle riding just get a major upgrade. Congrats.