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Emails for your entertainment. Why does Florida have a lower crime rate than Maryland? > > > > > > In the aftermath of the Aurora, Colorado Batman movie theater shooting, a > surveillance video has surfaced that shows the simple, obvious answer to the > question on everybody's mind: How do we stop a massacre? > > The answer is revealed in the stunning short video shown below. This > remarkable solution: > > . Requires no police. > . Costs the taxpayers no money. > . Requires no up-front paperwork. > . Protects innocent lives. > . Is deployed in as little as FIVE seconds. > . Works everywhere. > . Deters violent crime. > . Makes bad guys flee immediately. > . Is easy to learn. > . Functions at the local level. > . Does not require control or intervention by the United Nations or any > government entity. > > Watch the 75-sec video > > > >

'Cause assholes don't need to file for a robbery permit.

Ive had that same sprocket on my 1k track bike for about 10 track days! No issues at all, and im not easy on it, especially when i hit the streets with it!

I wonder if that was a bad neighborhood they were in?

Your wheel is an ugly shade of green?

Link didn't work on my tablet, found this and assume it's the same:

so's incest...

One of my favorite movies.

I love how this is in the pics and vids section and there are no pics or vids

double thread

Maybe he saw the video of Gumps dance moves down at Fontana in June. What you think we all forgot about that.

Why would you come to a gun website and ask about bikes?

Was she disappointed with the snub nose?

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and hung up. One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking Spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" He said, "Yes, it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?" He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow rambler, and the car's parked right out in front." I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen," I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" He said, "I'm home every evening after five." I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" He said, "Yes?" I said, "Don, you're an asshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole ..1. He said, "Hello." I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.) He asked, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah," He screamed, "Stop calling me," I said, "Make me," He asked, "Who are you?" I said, "My name is Don Hansen." He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?" I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up. Then I called Asshole ..2. He said, "Hello?" I said, "Hello, asshole," He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." I said, "You'll what?" He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ass," I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax , and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew. NOW I feel much better. Anger management really does work.

thats it? no more? my IQ dropped just from following this thread. GOOD NEWS, I now know what some of you are all about. BAD NEWS, I now know what some of you are all about and wouldn't piss in your mouth if your teeth were on fire. I'm stickin around anyway... some do the right things and thats a breath of fresh air, the rest of you (and you know who you are) I don't know, I'm speechless...but somewhat intrigued by your stupidity and lack of morals

If you're not a fan of guns, what the fuck are you doing on this site?

Officer: "why do you have that?" Gump: "my elbows aren't what they used to be" Gump gets tazed and beaten with nightstick.