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Looks sweet... but did someone piss on your tire?

yeah, i'm gonna go with very few... mostly bc it might be awkward: guy: can you handle 6 inches of this guy??? girl: actually I can handle 7 1/2... on a random side note, anyone hear that song "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick"? wtf.

he's fine lance... we're talking about measuring cock... stay on topic.

I remember that episode... my friends and i used to joke about being able to eat a hot pocket during the act...

Oh justin, you had to take it there didnt ya buddy. moose is rubbin off on ya. on a side note, i had a friend that said he cut himself with the measuring tape while trying to measure it...

you know the whole measuring thing... i wonder how many guys actually do it...

does chochi cater?

someone teach that kid how to read!!

have you checked your local bbq joints to see if they cater? hrm, that mess of breaking up then having to split up your stuff happens even if you're not married... I lost all of my gaming systems in a split after 5 years... probably only like $800 worth of stuff, buuut still. You shouldn't NOT get married out of fear of losing your stuff... that's weird. On the same note though, I don't know if I believe in marriage either. lol.

don't let yota fool you with this 'may put out' crap... he will definitely put out if you buy him pizza.

Welcome!! I didn't even give you an official hello before I started making fun of you... oops

ben, you've been invited on a man-date.

*mouth waters* chipotle... mmmm. about that quote up there though, if he was just enthusiastic about pizza he could have been tying it into a total good experience comment... ?? lol. I mean its better than something like, "I'm gonna call my mom after this." right?

^ Ok that's funny, you can't blame someone for being hungry...

or maybe we should all mount cameras to our bikes so we have proof.

Following parks is a good idea. sensitive stomach? not used to real food???

tags... very funny jerkfaces.

is there another cabana boy involved???? Im gonna go with D. Final answer.

we made it awkward... nobody wants to post ...

nah, i'll stick to marco.

can I call you marco?