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I spent a while plotting how to deal with people who drive like idots. I was thinking water balloons. Half the people I come up against on the road are just idiots who shouldn't have thier license, not necessarily someone who is purposely trying to be an asshole. But, the other half are just assholes.

I got a little sick just hearing you describe the popping sound. That sucks. Hope its a quick healer.

ha, it looks like you guys had fun molesting those statues.

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malts

malls

I'm digging the bbq apron.

Ok, so this is gross, and I can't even believe I'm admitting this. One of the first few times I hung out with Eric, we were at a bar with a few of my friends. I had 3 drinks, not that much, right? Well, Eric offered to drive me home, in his new Honda Fit (stickshift), and I accepted. Unfortunately I'm one of those people who get car sick in manual vehicles... well, I think you know the rest of the story. Luckily, he didn't notice me throwing up out of the window somehow, some of his family owns a carwash, and the car got totaled like a month later... I guess it worked out. Yuck.

I'm sure the Victoria's Secret sales people have seen real creeps in there, and most guys don't have anything to worry about.

But hell, if you hate it, then you might as well have some fun with it.

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Haha, I think the dark visor makes people look mysterious. I definitely more people should rock the dark visor.

Nice. I might have to use this, I'm pretty lousy at poker.

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Yeah, you never know what has happened to it while it was gone. Suck.

Eww. . . Although, I have to say I'm impressed with that girl's projectile vomiting.

Yeah no kidding! I was with Eric (wolfman) when the people in the back were bitching about having to do work when we showed up after like 2 weeks. We should have called them out on hearing them complaining... lazy asses.

yet another reason to own an un-sexy 250 that no one would even want to steal!

Yeah... I felt especially bad for him when Eric opened the door and said "Oh shit, my bikes been stolen" and I looked out past his shoulder and saw my shitty bike still chillin. :sad:

I'm sorry Eric! I think you've got a small gang of people that will terrorize the theives if we find them.

WTF?!?! That's awful news. I'll help you beat up the theives when we catch them

Haha, you just made eric smile for the first time today... he's just been a grump-ass (understandably) to me so far.

Haha, that was hilarous

So... anything else fun happen after I left? or did I take all the fun with me.

Yes, it will be the end of the world as we know it, like in 1999 - because 999 upside down is 666, and in 2000 - because it was a new millenium, and ...

Just one...if their name is Greg.

Harsh. I guess you're dating a girl named Greg then!

that's great. I like how quickly people try to get away when he says "it's very contagious". I'm might start using that one.

Nicks right, ever girl I ever had sex with I just walked up and talked normal to them, or they walked up to me, some I didn't even compliment them. You have to put off the vib that you could care less if you hook up, they go for that stuff, weird but seriously.

WOW! You should stop giving guys advice, you're spreading the I-think-I'm-the-shit disease. Geeze, if you're gonna hook up with a girl you should at least feed her a compliment. Haha.

But seriously, pick up lines should only be used by funny guys, so that they can cover with a "just kidding, that was really bad wasn't it".

i was on the way home from the farm one time and was running like 90 like a fool and two deer walked out and i split them. one on the left and one on the right. scared the shit out of me

Yikes.