Oh shit J. You are a squid. Granted a comic fukin genius squid. But a squid no less. Wear a helmet whilst riding the bulls please. I don't wanna read about you. Now let's spoon.
Just playing man. Google it. I envy you dude. I've been tied to a woman since 5th grade. About 50 percent of the time I was acting like a mormon though. So I don't even know what it's like to be alone.