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Nice avatar. Reminds me of the midget stripper show a couple months back.

The "illegal Lane Change" move is also good for a nice rodeo experience.

Yeah. Right up till you catch a red eye home and there's a gang bang going on in your kitchen. Then its join in or walk away time. Not being legally bound to someone has it's advantages and the ceremony fulfills her base needs to show off to her friends. Like Kawi said the only reason Brides wear white dresses is to maintain the illusion to their fathers that they haven't been a whore since they were 14.

You are the prOn King of the Midwest! Thank you for your service!

Yeah. Mans need to control everything is absurd.

I've known people that just did the ceremony and never filed the paperwork to make it legal. Just do that.

Remember their Sacrifice.

^^^. Listen to this guy. He got hitched a couple months back and hasn't had his wick wetted since!

Bump. For anybody that wants in. Myself and BadTrainPilot are putting in our order today.

Firsties on First day!!11!11!11!

Picked up some of these just so I wouldn't be tempted to get a Mcrib. Yes it all veggie. It's prolly made from the ass and stomach lining of butternut squash. http://www.morningstarfarms.com/morningstar-farms-hickory-bbq-riblets.html

It's all made from scrotes and assholes. Rosso was just FBing how yummy these are.

Cash/check price. $535+Tax.

If anyone wants in on this contact 8mmDale or me. Apparently only 5 of these are available and that will def change in the morming. So it shit or get off the pot time.

http://www.mossberg.com/cgi-bin/commerce.exe?preadd=action&key=95300&reference=/cgi-bin/commerce.exe%3Fsearch%3Daction%26keywords%3D%26searchstart%3D0%26template%3DPDGCommTemplates\MossPdgNav\SearchResult.html%26category%3DSIGH

You're so sick I think we are related.

If they add a "Purdy mouth" feature I'm getting one for sure. Plus them hands look might soft. But they gotta dress it up a bit. At least put some lady lumps in the asstronaut get up!

Let me see YOU do a backflip and I'll be impressed too.

Also updated the first post with product links and the fact that it comes equipped with a Baller ass bayonet stud for Walther.

CoolWhip. I PMd you the price. Don't know if this is some insider trading violation or whatnot. So if Dale wants to post the price he can. I will say it's $100 less than Vance's told me.

Sexted you KK.

yeah. I haven't stabbed anyone in a few years. Nothing say I hate you more than a sub-clavical artery strike!

Nice! I'll be needing a sling and a saddle for sure.

All true.

Looks like we are a solid 3 right now Dale. Hopefully we can get more people to come your way instead of the places I mentioned in the first post.