Cdubyah

dent

From the previous comments, I'm glad I didn't click the link. Sounds pretty bad.

staying between the white lines

+1

This thread makes me

idiots and rubberneckers

exactly... I loath people that drive 10 mph with a single drop of precipitation on the road.

If you watch the special features on his 1st DVD he explains the use of his jokes.

Peanut telling the night before Christmas was good.

Achmed going to the doctor was priceless, the guitar guy could barely hold in his laughter.

slippery

So I'm not gonna lie, when I first read this post I though you were talking about the movie. Hence my first comment. So now that I feel like a dumbass...

Happy Birthday.

roads

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can go on a diet.

Glad you are ok. Good luck on the search.

yuck. I feel sorry for the poor bastard that has to clean that.

And the thing in the attic. So that left two of those things alive.

Plus the video camera was just dropped on the ground, it didn't get detroyed.

So it's gonna be like cloverfield, the next one some one will examine it.

Yes Kawi Kid is a bitch.

Went an got my bike during lunch today.

Donkey punch....nuff said.

Talk to me goose....

Kitty

What level did you play it on?

knight

Box test is 60ft by 20ft.

Serve avoidence is 10 ft from line to obstacle.

tires

Women look at you wierd when you tell them to shut their dick washer.

haha thats freaking awesome

They cancellled the Ohio State Michigan game, because Michigan can't get by Toledo.

They left it wide open for a sequel. Oh goody.....

dirty