Cdubyah

Shotgun Good for home defense. A little above your budget but I picked up a brand new Rem. 870 home defense for $259. Barrel length is only 18.5 inches. So its not too intimidating. It's fun for shooting clays too. Ammo is about $20 for 100 rounds, for a low brass ammo. I went with a handgun on round two. As it is more for carry, and range fun. And as Kawi kid stated, be ready for a new expensive hobby.

Sweet I can wear my mustache!

Things to do in the bathroom stall... 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!" 6. Say "Darn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters. 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?" 13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!" 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot" 15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free" 20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."

HA lettuce, I missed that the first time.

RIP soldier

damnit....do I need a new helmet that much....

I've shot Kawi Kid's LCP, and don't really like it. But I can't compare it to the bodyguard, as I have never shot one.

So next up on the block will be MJ... who wants to start the bidding???

Tape green or purple balloons to yourself. A stick up your back over your head and wear a black mask. Then you go as The Grape Smuggler.

So what you are saying is you can't cook?

My friend Andy used to sing to his hand at karaoke.

They will get what's coming to them. Some prisoners may be shitbags, but their code of justice for that is right on.

That's what she said....

Agreed

Yep. Exactly

I vote that the winner!!!

maybe I shall browse for a rifle...

Wow, some store clerks have no tact.

I have yet to see a campaign add that isn't slander toward the other candidate or party. It's starting to get ri-friggin-diculous.

I always thought the before picture was supposed to be on the right?