Big Speazy

Diamond heist

... an appointed third party administers said kicks to the junk.

i usually sign mine anyways.

Am I too Late?!

... that was dad. I was like "I can call, I have his number from the earlier ride." We figured you were just hiding from the stalker in Killbuck. haha

RIO DE JANEIRO – You've got mail — and possibly an STD. The Brazilian Health Ministry has created a Web site to let people inform partners they've got a sexually transmitted disease via an e-mailed virtual postcard.

The official in charge of the ministry's STD and AIDs programs notes that many people have a hard time telling partners they're infected.

Mariangela Simao said in a statement this week that the e-mails may help people "to tackle these diseases directly and with minimum exposure."

One of the cards shows a young man reclining in his underwear. It reads: "Hi! I don't know if this is the best way to tell you, but I've learned that I have an STD."

The card suggests the recipient see a doctor.

Story Here

Amoeba - The adolescents

i has party.

i am at a local bank, i "float" (help where they need coverage, mostly teller work) shoot me now. but they've started throwing me in the loan department on weekdays so i can get them caught up.

bass

He prolly had help from his boy.

Still not me... I've done my job well it appears

i've gotta stay til 6.

someone better go...

you don't want to make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.. (had to)

Sink with California - Youth Brigade

scissor

toad

Name it Wingnut

I say we just screw a medical halo into her head, confine her to a wheelchair, and steer her azz everywhere using the the halo as a joystick(Wanna go forward? Pull Halo forward. Go backward? Pull Halo backward. Direction changes? Snatch halo left to right.). This should practice should remain in effect for a MINIMUM of 1 year.

Sounds good... and it is in texas, so that'd be almost possible right?

Actually any division by zero, to a mathematician, is simply undefined.

Your example makes sense, but runs smack into the unyielding definitions

of mathematics. Mathematicians it seems are not very flexible on this

point.

The definition of division states: a/b = c if and only if c x b...

zzzz

i could look it up on our bank system... but that's more a terrorism thing. I wonder if Tire Terrorist would show...

Cock Chestnar

Fixed it for ya.

... for a ball to boot.

nice.

Story

DALLAS – Authorities said a 23-year-old woman was arrested after a scuffle with a 13-year-old boy in a wheelchair at Texas Scottish Rite Hospital for Children. The woman was charged with injury to a child in connection with the struggle over a soccer ball on Tuesday night.

The boy's uncle told police that he was trying to retrieve the ball, which he had purchased for the boy, from a bush on hospital grounds. The woman and her sister were also trying to get the ball.

The Dallas Morning News reported the boy had a pre-surgical medical halo screwed into his skull.

Police said that, when the uncle handed the ball to the boy, the woman's sister tried to get it from his lap but was blocked by the uncle. The woman tried to grab the ball, swinging her fist twice toward the boy. It was unclear whether she was swinging at the boy or trying to knock the ball out.

A second swing struck the boy's halo, causing him pain, according to the police report. The woman was being held in the county jail on $1,500 bond Wednesday afternoon.

Seriously.

rubix cube

The Goods