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Big Speazy

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  1. Riley: You do realize that light-skinned ho was a ho, right Granddad?

    Granddad: Don't cuss, boy, now watch your mouth.

    Riley: I didn't cuss; I said "ho."

    Granddad: Riley, don't think because I'm driving I can't come back there.

    Riley: I don't see what the big deal is. Just sayin' ho. (Granddad reaches behind back seat of car and proceeds to repeatedly strike Riley.)

    Granddad: (while striking Riley) You need to watch your filthy mouth!

    Huey: Granddad stop! (grabs the wheel) Granddad, Riley! Stop! Or we are going to die! (Granddad takes the wheel again and barely misses getting hit by an 18-wheeler)

    Granddad: Now, I bet you won't say it again.

    Riley: (after a pause and rubbing his cheek) Ho. (Granddad again strikes Riley, his car swerving all over the road.)

    Granddad: I got your ho right here!

    Huey: Watch the road! Watch the road, Granddad!

    Huey: Granddad, that woman has got to go.

    Granddad: Miss Cristal is my beautiful baby boo, and you will show her some respect.

    Huey: Granddad, we don't know anything about Ms. Cristal. I mean, we know she spends all your money, we know she eats more than a black hole...

    Riley: WE KNOW SHE CHEAT AT PLAYSTATION!

    Huey: But where does she live? What does she do for a living?

    Granddad: She's in sales. Riley: Pff... Ho sales...

    Granddad: What?!

    Great episode... :D

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