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  1. that dude

    f my life

    im lovin it..true or not
  2. that dude

    f my life

    Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure. FML
  3. that dude

    f my life

    oday, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML
  4. that dude

    f my life

    Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML
  5. that dude

    f my life

    "today i noticed i had to lift up my fat to see my penis"
  6. good luck dave, hopefully you dont wake up with a sore ass and the dr smiling funny
  7. that dude

    f my life

    http://www.fmylife.com/
  8. but if i dont come screaming down canal on one wheel, people wont think im cool
  9. nationwide blows when it comes to boats or bikes
  10. the man is always fucking us..pull your pants down time again
  11. tru. mines pretty loud, with my luck..i will be one to get popped
  12. i will expect them to be setup along pleasant valley road on wednesdays..im sure bike nite was a big factor in determing the push to write tickets for loud pipes..take it easy through there until you get to 21 then coast down the hill
  13. most people have to go through independence to get to bike nite at qsl..what a fuckin racket man..
  14. +1..i like the big ford truck also..looks like the international
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