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wrillo

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  1. Need more information. What all should the comparison consider/what is its functionality? Do you have a language requirement? PHP? javascript? ASP?
  2. this really sounds like you knew a guy that had an abortion. Do you even know what an abortion is?
  3. seriously, what is the point in faking an orgasm?
  4. Are you saying the same about killing criminals?
  5. The first article points out a very important detail, the first time they had contact with the suspect he tried to run them down. At that point they were authorized to use deadly force, on the hood of a car or not. The actual shooting was the third time they had contact. Sorry, but I'm definitely with the coppers this time
  6. Feds have no place in this topic. Government doesn't really have a place in it either. WWTJD? (What Would Thomas Jefferson Do?) BUT if we're going to vote on it, only women should vote.
  7. I tried to do this to you a while ago, I think I called you a pussy ass bitch or something like that. I was gonna be like "just kidding! heres some positive rep" but you never reacted to it, and I forgot about it, and now its too late stupid rep fairies!
  8. seriously crazy.. but whatever works. concerning our energy needs... what we really need is a self sufficient chemical reaction that would produce more energy than required to sustain itself. That would be really freaking sweet! oh wait...
  9. Animals Don't Talk • While riding one day, alone Biker met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside. The biker began a conversation . . . . • Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" • Farmer: "Dogs don't talk." • Biker: "Hey dog, how's it going?" • Dog: "Doing' alright." • Farmer: Look of shock. • Biker: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the farmer. • Dog: "Yep." • Biker: "How does he treat you?" • Dog: "Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, & takes me to the river once a week." • Farmer: Look of total disbelief. • Biker: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" • Farmer: "Horses don't talk." • Biker: "Hey horse, how's it going?" • Horse: "Cool." • Farmer: Extreme look of shock. • Biker: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Farmer. • Horse: "Yessiree Bob." • Biker: "How's he treating you?" • Horse: "Pretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me." • Farmer: Total look of utter amazement. • Biker: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" • Farmer: "The sheep is a liar."
  10. A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his ha nds on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running."
  11. do you have pictures or a link to them? Thats a really good deal
  12. awww how cute, she figured out how to use a computer... women these days.
  13. i missed one... but pretty cool
  14. so hows this work? we doing a guys and girls calendar each? or is it just one? I call September in the guys calendar!
  15. i want to be that drunk at least once in my life... only thing that would make this better is if he was throwing up every where
  16. I'm not trying to start a debate. I just thought it was interesting, and more importantly, fun.
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