Cheech

I'll surrender your face... Goddamnit I'm trying to drink

Are you saying that my penis is french?

Some of us are trying to get shitfaced here

I call all-time big spoon, and no sloppy seconds

Would you two just fuck and get it over with

At PDX, about to start round 2. Staring a Rogue Brewery bar right in the face. Dead Guy is calling.

Damn, wish I was around for the uncorkin of the bismark...

They don't have a lot of that here, I'm hitting a beer called Radiant that's not too bad. I see 2 Deschutes, black butte porter and mirror pond ale, and Dead Guy.

This thread was made for me. . I'm sitting at a bw3's next to Portland airport waiting for my red eye, throwing back the last of the sweet, sweet west coast brew.

I can tell you from 100% first-hand experience, the bathtub with the girls and the rose petals happens all the time. It wasn't a big deal just for him, although they may have had his VIP area right next to the bathtub instead of using the bottle service rooms on the 2nd floor that overlook the dance floor. I've got a picture of those girls somewhere.

Especially since it was sponsored by Charlie Rangel (remember him?!) and he's been sponsoring such bills for the last 5 years now. Again, dear Fox News DERPers, Fartbongo (thought I would refer to him with a name you are familiar with)'s got nothing to do with this. False equivalence is false.

This is why you should not only let foreign nationals into your personal computer system, but why you should stay the hell away from Geek Squad in Best Buy. Half the time these guys install software that just patches someone from India into your PC to fix whatever problem you are having, with full access to your files and data. Find a local guy, not only are you supporting local businesses, if he tries anything like that you can sue him into oblivion.

http://wikitravel.org/en/Venice http://wikitravel.org/en/Barcelona Haven't let me down yet.

details, damnit! I saw the locked threads, but I didn't see when the banhammer was dropped.

like the proper way to make you a sammich?

So there's going to be a DDR dance-off? Oh, it's ON!

false comparison is false. What you are referring to is the "zero tolerance" rules for schools that aren't reviewable by anyone except for the school board normally comprised of a group of shrill harpies who encase their children in no less than 6 inches of bubble wrap at all times. Under these rules (and using your example), irrespective of the circumstances surrounding it, if someone brought a butter knife to school they would be expelled. End of story. Consistent enforcement would be if two people brought butter knives to school they would be asked to remove them from school premises, as the cop asked both food stand people to leave the premises.

Because he's done such a good job transparently managing his Yele Haiti charity, and hasn't enriched himself in the process at all...

I will say this for the bible-thumpers, sometimes they come out with some good material...

Can it, heathen. Your kind will be first against the holy toolpost.

I call Archbishop of Snarkerbury, Lord of the Lathe.

Naivety will only take you so far before the realities of the world begin to set in. You can't avoid it, so you might as well laugh at it. I think you're doing just fine. I'm going to side a little with the pedo-panda jbot as well, people (ESPECIALLY the aforementioned attention whores and narcissists) exist solely for my amusement and I treat them as such.

Feels your pain.

/edit: asked and answered.