Cheech

Glad the realist in you is starting to emerge. Screw what the other people say. Get in your car right now and buy a Yankees hat, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete. I'm starting to have the same feelings about the Bucks. Something tells me people are onto Tressel, and he's migrated from being the "new guy with fresh ideas" to the guy that runs the same play arrangements year by year.

I demand that Comedy Central play that movie, in it's entirety, during 9PM prime-time.

I was once like you, until it became blatantly obvious to me that Cleveland had no intention of winning anything at all. Then I embraced my second home, the Yankees/Jets. All is now right with the world, and I can sit on my tower made of World Series trophies and marvel in how I allowed myself to be shackled to teams that, honestly, are more productive as tax write-offs then actual sports franchises. But hey, you keep fuckin' that chicken. Sooner or later you'll get your reward, I just hope you're not carrying around an oxygen tank and playing Bingo when it happens.

I thought you were Filireano. Or perhaps Malaydonesian, I can never tell with you people.

Thank you, a multi-faceted objective viewpoint instead of "hurr, America's turning into a third-world nation! durr!"

As am I.

Downfall, released in 2003.

Attaching skimmers to the outside of the card readers has been done for a few years now. The fact that they are now showing up INSIDE the pump is scary as hell.

seriously guys, just let it go.

the DERP is strong with this one.

America. FUCK YEAH!

Bingo. Adopt a more European model: make the license cost WAY more, add additional instruction, and have it good up until age 65. Afterwards, free renewals every 2 years which consist of a refresher course graded by an instructor. Problem solved until the derp brigade comes out against the European (OMG SOCIALISM!) modeling.

That's the jist I'm getting. You planning on breakin' someone out of jail?

"cool story, bro!" aside, has anyone actually confirmed any of the "Delonte banging LeBron's mom" rumor bullshits?

+2 on the drinking. I'm driving down.

Agreed. That being said, we all have to get together on Dec 11th. My Rangers are coming to town for interleague play, this happens about as often as the World Cup.

Wonderful spin. Covered up for what?

The last true sport out there. The 2004 Ottawa Senators couldn't make payroll for a month (as ownership was being transferred to someone else), not only did the players play, but they STOMPED on the opposition. Not a single person complained. You show me these drama queens do that.

From the front page of the Cavs, copypasta'd for you lazy people out there: Ah Dan, the perennial cheerleader. Even when your "championship" teams were crumbling around you, even with the gaping deficiencies in players ("but Shaq's a big name! He'll perform just like he did 10 years ago!"), even with throwing gobs of money at the problem but only treating the symptoms, you remain blissfully ignorant.You built this team squarely on the shoulders of one man. While it's true that this man possessed talent arguably not seen since the reign of Jordan, Jordan at least had a competent supporting cast. You kept throwing draft rejects and has-beens at him and expected them to start playing better by osmosis just because they were close to James. So that's where this vast experience is based on. Even with this overwhelming trend of failure and mismanagement, you seem to think that you can build a championship quality team by next season. Miami's arguably got one now, so time's a wastin'. By the way, I already called the bank about that deposit you want me to make, and they don't take any more checks from Cleveland. I can accept other forms of guarantee, like cash. I'm sure you have lots of that lying around, especially after tonight.

It means what it means. Clevelanders are crazily reactionary when it comes to sports. This man is literally the embodiment and paragon of all their hopes and dreams of glory FOR THE PAST 50+ YEARS. For him to say "peace out!" on national television, you better believe you're going to have some deranged rednecks literally knocking on your door.

south biatch!

This is all well and good, provided the test simulate real-world scenarios. Getting nailed by a hemispherical ball twice in the exact same spot isn't a real-world scenario.

I'll reserve judgment until after the ESPN spectacle that I won't be watching. I'm sure everyone will be picking it apart at the sub-atomic level afterwards, so it isn't like I'll miss anything. I've got a crisp 20 that he leaves Cleveland. I have absolutely no idea what the chemistry is like between him and Amar'e (and before you argue, neither do you), but his love for NYC is well documented. Even though he would be essentially starting over in the rebuilding process, at least he knows what he's doing this time around. However, joining Wade/Bosh in Miami would arguably all but guarantee a dynasty, something he's clearly after. Either of these options puts him in a major market with ridiculous amounts of exposure and in a better position to win a championship while raking in even more in endorsement deals. Cleveland doesn't fit into this picture at all. Time to embrace the horror, NE Ohio.

Indianapolis.

and unlike you, I would use this power only for awesome.