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If that's the next flight from Cleveland to Columbus, then yes. Don't really understand why you need to fly it, the drive alone is the same time you need to go through all the airport bullshits, but I'm sure it's worth it to somebody.

From a fellow traveler, this is absolutely correct. Getting delayed for weather sucks, but they have no control over the weather. The contract of carriage states that the company has to reasonably provide transport to your destination, and the bus certainly qualifies as a reasonable transport. Best case is you get "lucky" and get a $100 voucher only good for that airline (like what I got when I was delayed in CMH for 12 hours on Christmas Eve, no weather involved). Welcome to modern traveling. Suck it up and deal.

You know Ben, for this and a hundred bucks you could have had my iPod Touch.

For those of us who deal with technology as part of our jobs, I find them very useful. If I need to find/do something quickly, I don't have to fish through my laptop bag, get my laptop, fire it up, find what I need, and do what I need to do. Tablets offer a very easy way to get to (most) of my administration software, as long as you can find one that has the capabilities you need.

For the fellow Apple guys out there, it was jailbroken about 10 minutes after it came inside the house. Would have been sooner, but SOMEONE wanted to play Angry Birds.

Anyone here?

I'll be sure to clean the lint out of my belly button.

Only part time now, I managed to scale my hours back. My knees were killing me, I was almost going to file for workers comp.

This has GOT to be a troll.

The only notable exception to this is posting a picture of you holding a ignited wrench covered in lighter fluid.

Look, all bullshit aside, I have one serious question. What happened to your husky Sky, and if you decided to keep her, what have you done for her well-being?

As I'm only picking up one of those acronym's, I wouldn't be a good fit.

Are you kidding? Blast's are easy to tune. 1. Make a hole as close to 9mm in diameter as you can into both sides of the engine block. Be sure to make them as close to the crankcase as you can without hitting either the crank or the piston. 2. Enjoy all the oil leaks and performance of a full-size Harley!

Just for you, curby will light the seat on fire.

Or even better, when my users decide that the chronically-full network store is an excellent place to store their mp3's and porn powerpoints. I had a lot of fun with that one.

Has some words about trademark infringement he'd like to share with you. Seriously though, I would ultra-part-time bartend, for free.

why not celebrate SysAdmin Appreciation day, and swap war stories of dumbshit users! July 29 at Barley's Smoke House, Grandview http://www.standalone-sysadmin.com/blog/2011/07/columbus-oh-sysadmin-appreciation-day-meetup/

We're both super cereal.

you should have told him that test-rides for fatasses come with a $200 charge for refreshing the suspension once they were done.

Tell him if he wants maximum value out of it he's holding onto it until next March/April. The low end of that curve is fast approaching in late Sept/October, so he better make up his mind what's more important to him.

Well then you won't mind if we continue to mock this FS offer, 'cause believe me cousin, there's a lot here to make fun of.

modeling experience and boobs (excluding man-boobs) are also strongly preferred. I'm really not making this up.

Then you should find the nearest clue-by-four and hit him with it. The man is batshit insane, OBO or no OBO.

$650 for the glasses, then an additional $400 for the titanium Termi temples, and $275 bi-annually to replace the clear optical liquid inside the lenses that eliminates glare. Pauly will do it for $150 though, as long as you let him wear them around for a day or two.