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Maybe I need to do just that. Icon comes the closest, as far as a decent fit for the Gyno-American rider. But Joe Rocket? Uniboob look. AlpineStars too. Textile and leather, too. What we need is something that has a narrow waist and some kind of construction up front with contours, so it looks like a pair of breasts instead of a Boob Brick. maybe Icon meets Xena Warrior Princess...?

How about... --People riding 100 mph on the interstate with no helmet on, and shorts --Passengers wearing flip-flops or spiked heels. Oh, since you're on the back, your feet are impervious to injury, huh LOL --Dogs and random animals in the road. Especially on back country roads --Other drivers who see a female on a bike and swerve into your lane because they are looking at you, and not watching the road -- And why the hell aren't there jackets that are TRULY cut for women?? Why I gotta have the "uniboob" look just because I want to be geared properly booooo:mad:

Ahhhh leave him alone. @Nick, once you get the house set up all nice, let me know. I'll bring you and the missus over a banana bread and some potpourri and shit.

I need a medium for me and also a 2XL for the significant other

Giggedy giggedy!

I hollered!

cosign. Nick you act like you're doing house stuff 24 hours a day for 3 weeks straight. i dont buy it, big homie

I would like to plead the fifth, on the grounds that any further comment might lead to me not getting any. Thank you, that is all.

how about the Dayton showcase cinemas. Lets take a vote, as to whether we want to do the midnight thursday, or Saturday night about 6-ish.

Ain't it the truth! Actually, I'm lucky he gets to keep me at all.. since the Corps didn't 'issue' me to him...:tongue:

:lol:OK that shit was funny as hell!! but i ain't done with you yet, Princess. You're mamma's so dumb and poor, that she got into a fight with a gumball machine cuz it wouldn't take food stamps.

Originally Posted by Isaac's Papa Oh, if he's military and you are civilian tell him to fuck off and do some woolies in teh noodz. UGGHHH y'all are hopeless!! How da hayle does a thread about personal safety turn into naked wheelies with tits flying everywhere??

YOU lick the cream filling

GROSS:puke: In other news... Wrillo's mom is so fat, she uses Twinkies as suppositories.

REALLY???? That is amazing!! Not even being sarcastic, that is something to really shout about. Now you sound like my significant other.. I took my bike out last weekend for a neighborhood spin, in town, low speeds... but without my jacket. When I came home, he was in the driveway waiting for me, giving me the stinkeye like

Basically! "Oh look, a butterfly! Oh wait, I lost 25 other bikers hmmm oh well!"

+1. say that, brother I always go when I see someone on the interstate doing 90 mph in shorts/Tshirt/bare hands/bare head... High speed + bare skin divided by pavement = icky ugly road burns at best, lost limb at worst

I can't bring eggs on a bike, silly.. Unless I have a basket installed on the front...

Hey Tomcat.. Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money Then that dumb heffer bought a solar-powered flashlight.

Waiting on you to start it! You or Nick. I am feenin' for another awesome 6 minutes with the men of Ohio Riders. wait... that didn't come out right..

+1 on that raht thurr. Anyway, I edit for a living 50 hours a week, so I ain't editing on the Innanet.

I wanna go! which theater and what time?

possibly... you didn't see how you jumped that curb on 35 LOL I knew right then and there that you didn't mess around