Dear Summertime Santa and/or Sweet 8-pound, 6-ounce baby Jesus lying in a manger: I've been really good this year. I've killed no one, on the contrary, I gave life to someone in March. I paid my taxes. I only got one speeding ticket so far. So please reach down into your bag of Gifts for Biker Chicks and connect me to someone who can sell me new/used (for a 94 CBR 600): -- tires, 120-60-17 and 160-60-17 -- hand brake lever -- chain/sprocket --bike stand --fairings --the housing thinga-ma-bop for the gauges (mine is cracked) --foot brake lever (mine is bent) --Windscreen --Mirrors --A tall, tan shirtless technician who can spare some time to show me how to install aforementioned parts. (tallness and tan are optional) Thanks, Santa! Sincerely,