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think this is her too..

My half sister's half sister named their daughter Tierney.

My other sister named her son Connelly

bwhahaha, nice.

Teacher told me one of her students is named La-a. There's actually a - in her name. It's pronounced Ladasha.

WTF?

IIRC there was a bull or bronc rider that named his sons Cash, Ty and Rope or something like that.

I think it was a Chinese couple named their kid "Facebook"

Season Premiere, Tuesday 2/14 at 10/9c.

http://www.history.com/shows/top-shot/bios

I'm rooting for this girl.

$995 is the preorder price whatever that means

Until you get woodbury'd.

Before Marriage......

Boy : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl : Do you want me to leave?

...

Boy : NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl : Do you love me?

Boy : Of course! Over and over!

Girl : Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy : NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl : Will you kiss me?

Boy : Every chance I get!

Girl : Will you hit me?

Boy : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl : Can I trust you?

Boy : Yes.

Girl : Darling!

After Marriage ...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP

An illegal alien, a Muslim and a Communist go into a bar.

The bartender asks: "What can I get you, Mr. President

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, There are $20 bills falling out of your bag." "'Oh, really? Darn!" says the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.." "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?' You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes." "Well, that seems only fair." laughs the cop. "OK? Good Luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?'' "Well, you know", says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

Last week I asked my wife to grade my "junk". It was a huge boost to my ego when she told me that she rated it triple A! Then, this morning I had to change the batteries in my remote and now I'm thinking that maybe she is a bitch.

This is stupid. It's an animal for crying out loud. Anything can be slang for something else. Quit crying and bitching that something offends you because you're a pansy and think the world is out to get you.

CHARGER connotation: Male Stud Horse, A Hard Charger: Aggressive Male in Business, or a Male Stud Horse with an erectiion

Sure it didn't hit Verizon a couple days early?

That's what I heard happened with Verizon.

Is this the beginning of the end? If so I need to see if Sandra Bullock will go out with me...

Well I thinking more along the lines of personal experiences and recommendations, but sure, a Google link and a nondescript list of possible gunsmiths is helpful too...

Don't take it personally. It's winter and ppl are bored. All in good fun.

YMCA

"It's Raining Men" is more your style.

And this is why I don't give two shits about football. There is too much drama and BS. I agree that he should have gone to the police, especially after the school (apparently) didn't do anything. Why is it that football makes people so oblivious? Had this been someone else, people would be all over him and how he didn't do anything. But because this was a football coach who has done great things for Penn State, you're supposed to forget about it. If it was a excellent teacher instead of a coach, they would be crucified.

I'm sorry you're from Michigan. Welcome to ORDN.

I'm a year older since I originally posted in this thread.

For my text messages, I have "tweeters", sounds like a bird chirp. For my ringtone, I use the Kill Bill whistle. I like these because they are high pitched and I can hear them well. I used to use songs but when I'd be listening to music, which is a lot, I wouldn't always realize someone was calling me...I stopped using music for ring tones.

Google much?

http://gunsmiths.regionaldirectory.us/ohio.htm

no no no

http://bit.ly/xkgGXm

Christian schools are what's wrong with our education system.

I doubt that very much. I went to a Catholic school, 1st through 8th grade. High school was public. My freshman and most of my sophomore year was spent sleeping because I was already way ahead of everyone else and still aced my classes. As long as religion isn't forced down kids throats, it's not a problem. Most of the kids from my class have gone on to be fairly successful and contributing member of society. We had teachers who cared and would go the extra distance for a student, whatever it took. High school wasn't like that. Yeah I had a few really good teachers who cared, but not to the extent of the teachers from the private school.

Here's one I took awhile back and just got around to some PP on it.

Here's another I found; the inside of a silo.

And because I was a dumbass and moved pictures around in my account, they all got removed in the thread so here:

It's very buggy. Random restarts, very laggy, service disconnects frequently, doesn't always ring.

She manually restarts it a lot.

Happened after the gingerbread update.

Yeah I got a few restarts and my ringer would change. Hope this one is better

Bump. Looks like the SOPA has been knocked down...for now:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46072484#.TxnjRG-XSHc

Sweetness.

"As a consequence of failing to act, there will continue to be a safe haven for foreign thieves," Dodd said.

This is a guilt trip. It should be followed by "and everyone continues to keep their freedom of speech."

What's she hate about it?