This has me thinking about the mailman scene from "I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry" Ron the Mailman: "Listen, just so you know, if you're ever home alone in the afternoons... I make drop-offs." Jst2fst: "Yeah." Ron the Mailman: "And I always deliver." Jst2fst: "You know what it is? I'm pretty loyal to Chuck." Ron the Mailman: "Right, I understand that. I'm just saying if you ever want to, uh, explore your other feelings, there's no extra postage. And it's always first-class." Jst2fst: "Alright, anything else you feel you need to say, there?" Ron the Mailman: "I handle with care." Jst2fst: "Okay, Ron, thank you very much. I appreciate it." Ron the Mailman: "I'd be happy to come in through the back door." Jst2fst: "I'm sure you would." Ron the Mailman: "I'm used to holding large packages."