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That would be ideal for a mall security job! You could protect the masses from being anally raped, but be discrete at the same time. Got to be able to protect yourself from the sneak attack back shot. And with the Ninja training, I'm sure deployment of the armor could go even faster! Hope the holster could hold a .50 cal.

I saved the mayor's nephew from a butt-raping, so I can carry whatever I want. Cross me though, and I will shoot you dead center from the second floor. You won't see me watching over you either. I'm that good...

Can you milk me, Greg?

I accidentally got shit on my own shirt. My ex wife was wearing it though. Never play fart tag after a good fish and chips. Ruined my favourite knickers too, I did.

I'm not wearing any pants.

If anybody in the Columbus area has room in a trailer i'd be a happy boy and help with gas too. Cheers!

Looks like Hayden is taming the Duc. That said, just need to keep from losing the tyres. I actually like the Moto2 racing more now, because it's closer to racing rather than parade positioning. Pol > Marquez.

Put a rattlesnake boobie trap in it ready for the mailman. That would show the bastard.

Head is fine, but I never made it inside last night. Slept in the back yard again.

Sorry... Time does pass, but the anniversary dates always affect...

Lifetime. Television for idiots.

Yeah!!!! Wait.....? F U.

Brasserie DuPont. And watching the Blue Lagoon. Hooray for Lifetime Movies.

Damn foreigners with guns shooting up our grocery stores.

That's some good lovin'....

Oh, I'll be fine if I don't do any jumping jacks or touch my toes.

Congratulations!!

Bugger all. Those tenders are excellent at BWR. I work until 8 today, and reserve the right to go out, or not go out.

I just need a cooler filled with Redi-Whip and Mezcal by the case. I'll check out with a smile on my face.

I'll be the first to say it: the resale of pre 2010 Aprilias are low. I picked mine up under $4,000. But with the reorganization, and Piaggio as the parent company now- they're solid. I'm on my second, and there will be a V4 third bike coming up...

I want to make myself a Hello Kitty Helmet.

They're cryptic even for your beautiful mind, brah.

Duh!! All places which can conceal a gun. Obviously.

Not Cord. Haha!! New opportunity presented itself. And if you think about it, the tags are self evident.

Fine. But a possible new job means I'm going to have to change my hippie ways.

Looks like I need to get a CCW. Never would have seen this coming.

I bought a boat after i sold my Triumph so I could have more quality family time with my daughter. It ended up being more a hassle than I enjoyed. Six weeks later I had my first sportbike. It's in the blood, and it comes back with a vengeance.