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Cypress

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  1. She likes to ride the small ones too.
  2. I'm supposed to be at the Naval Reserves this coming weekend but the scavenger hunt is more important. I can make the reserves up some other time. I'll be there.
  3. Dude, i'm down for Coshocton if I don't have anything pressing going on. Justin better be finishing up the house today so he can go out tonight and on the Coshocton ride.

  4. 25% I'm horrible at sterotyping.
  5. The chicks that work there are pretty hot too. They have a sweet online site as well.
  6. A nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a cell with a huge evil looking guy. The big guy says, "I want to have some sex. You wanna be the husband or the wife?" The accountant replies, "Well, if I have to be one or the other, I guess I'd rather be the husband." The big guy says, "Okay. Now get over here and suck your wife's dick."
  7. I think I have plans but i'm trying to wiggle my way out of them. If I get to go this will be my first bike night...with a bike.
  8. Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed 'What the hell did you do that for?' Tarzan replied, 'Always check for squirrels.'
  9. Yeah, that would be the cherry on top to a great ride.
  10. He's not lyin', man. I went there twice now and it's one of those kid-in-a-candy-store moments.
  11. An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, 'Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it.' 'Dear,' the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, 'I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking ass!!!!!!!'
  12. I think we all need a group eHug.
  13. Thanks. Yeah, I was getting sick and tired of following every one around in a car...and finding a damn parking spot.
  14. It was her DQ creamy delight. Less sugar...more protein.
  15. Yeah...I was at the GasWerks and Hooters in Hilliard about two Fridays ago as well.
  16. Hey...my last name is Rawlins too! Sweet.
  17. Hello all. I'm a new rider brought in to this crazy scene by justin0469. I'm currently staying out in Pickerington so stay off the roads if you value your life.
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