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  1. hhhaaahaa, something like this happened at work here, honestly this is a ture story.

    boy friend and girl friend at the time had a dispute (the lady works here, acutally just retired this year) the broke up or something, the guy comes in to my place of work with a gun, shoots the lady then holds himself hostage for a while then gives him self up. Lady goes to the hospital recovers, feels bad for her exboyfriend, for some reason they have to put a restraining order on here, because she wont leave him alone, after his prison term they get married and live happily ever after, no lie.

    nothing says i love you like a 22. if he was really mad at her he would have took a 40 cal and ended it, but since he "loved her" he used a smaller caliber to straighten her out rofl.

     

    damn people are sick

  2. it will be used to hold pool table, and bar.. i have to pick those items up off my grandfather. and maybe a car table or something. i have a small tv i want mounted in the top corner, and ill be laying that checkered tile in the basement as well.. already started lol. il lpm you wiht my budget.
  3. Honey Lifesavers

    A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.

    He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

     

    The children began to say:

     

    "Red............cherry,"

     

    "Yellow........lemon,"

     

    "Green...........lime,"

     

    "Orange.......orange."

     

    Finally, the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.

     

    "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

     

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"

  4. big ass frefridgerator... dont knwo the condition if it works or not. it was here when we got the place

    set of drawers.. crappy shape.. good use for firewood

    a mirror thing.. that has like draweres beneath it.. its big.. nice for bedroom or whatever.

     

    also there is still some wood left in ym basement if ya want it.

  5. Look I have learned something with girls. No matter what you do ro say, you are wrong. So when a girl that I am dting starts bitching at me I usually punch her in the face and leave her unconscience on the floor. If that doesnt work I willl usually slam her head through the drywall at my house. They usually get the picture that I mean business. A alternative for this is to pick her up and toss her on the bed and shove your penor in her mouth, they usually cant bitch when they got a penor in their mouth..

     

    Hope this helps

     

     

    damn remind me not to hook you up with one of my hot friends. :)

  6. I would have been pissed too.

     

    Personally, the whole "now things are even" attitude is pretty shitty too.

     

     

    i didnt mean it in that manner....our relationship is 50/50... so you were taking it wrong

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