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Am I the only one that thought of Zoobilee Zoo???

Everyone says she NEVER smiles... so since Chuck Norris told the joke, she must smile... Thats what Im inferring anyways.

Well... you could have started it but chose to complain instead so... Now you are just perpetuating the system!

Touche salesman... touche!

Pot meet kettle... Negatory... jerk!

Peace*

I had hear of said show, but never anything I would have watched at the time. I didnt watch Nick anymore at that age.

Agreed... and maybe Im too old for that reference, too, because I have never watched that show.

I always feel like there is nothing there... either that or when I do see "it" "it" is not as impressive as what is implied.

That is awesome! Congrats!

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels . The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!", "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend", and "The barbie is cancelled." The latter has never been used.

Im not sure I quite understand this video... Not seeing the humor.

I stand corrected... Looking at the photo... looked like a photoshop job. Looks like the edges are pretty pixeled.

Ha ha ha... they even changed the color of the "key." Thats funny! Pretty bad photoshop job...

I watched it again last night... Phenomenal!!! I love it!

Whats the fail?

And he is probably better THAN you at English, too.... Guess you need to call him gay again.

I watched it and thought it was awesome! I went with a couple guys and a couple girls... everyone cried. And I am not ashamed to admit it. However, it hits pretty close to home so it has a lot of meaning to me. Sure, the acting was not great, however I didnt go for great acting.

Agreed... Almost gave neg. rep. ha ha ha

Ba doom chhhh!!

Agreed... I hate cats but that was awesome!

Ha ha ha... Noticed the midget quick, however the dude I did not. Ha ha.

Good stuff there! Ha ha ha

CALIFORNIA The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. 1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. 2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.. 3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases. 4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged. 5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. 6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area. 7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. 8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes. 9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State. TEXAS: The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog. 1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. 2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on Match Fee's at the Range instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't shot a gun in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, shooting and sex."