Das Borgen

Lots of words, none of which i saw were funny. Trying to make sure you're still worse than mrjsplat?

not trying....succeeding!

NEW THREAT LEVELS

 

 

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist

/threats, and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed"

to "Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to

"Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". The English have not been "A Bit

Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies nearly ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody

Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning

level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

 

 

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get

the Bastards". They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they

have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300

years.

 

 

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror

alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France

are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by a recent

fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing

the country's military capability.

 

 

 

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to

"Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective

Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".

 

 

 

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance"

to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They also have two higher

levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".

 

 

 

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only

threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

 

 

 

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.

These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish

navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

 

 

 

Canada doesn't have any alert levels.

 

 

 

New Zealand has raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA". Due

to continuing defense cutbacks, New Zealand has only one more level of

escalation, which is "I hope Australia will come and rescue us".

 

 

 

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to

"She'll be alright, mate". Three more escalation levels remain:

"Crikey!", "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and

"The barbie is cancelled". So far no situation has ever warranted use of

the final escalation level.

 

 

 

 

Americans meanwhile, as usual, are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on

all of their allies "just in case".

..

You may actually be worse than Rich.

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Cookie Monster is a part of Rammstein

I still think ALMS went downhill after they went to DP and GT only, the racing was 10X more entertaining when it was LMP, GT1, GT2, GT3 etc....it was awesome having the fast cars 220mph and the slow cars 150mph. Nothing like watching 3 destinct lines around the banking because of the speed differentiation.

 

Plus they used to get at least twice the field they do today, although the race was won by a multi lap margin, but we don't need to bring nascar style racing to roots road racing.

 

Great race as usual, they should have scored the pace car because it was certainly on track a lot during the race.

please don't confuse Grand AM Rolex series (or Continental Tire Sports Car Challenge series for that matter) with ALMS:bangbang::bangbang:

It was pretty good, Montoya is still one of the shittiest driver's. Glad to see baby Rahal on the winning team.

I despise Montoya. Although talented, he's a shiiiithead

score one for the local yokel Rahal This race was never disapppoint

the jag one would have been best on a new mazda....

it s been done too much

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:D:D:D

 

hehe

 

i was just coming here to ask you how your bmw's were doing

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Is there a live link anyway (work) . ?

it's sometimes streaming audio here

http://www.motorracingnetwork.com/small_audio_stream.html

 

but no live tv coverage online

TMS is streaming from their pits

http://www.turnermotorsport.com/html/live_stream.asp

too bad Doran Racing is out (Ford Riley).. they're locals

ESP when I'm basically sitting here on the couch being supportive and not REALLY doing much else right now

 

At least Porsche is winning GT 

BOOOOOO fancy beetles . I hope now that Dempsey wins

sadly TMS had that trans failure

I love how Boris picked up tools and got to wrenching on the car in the garage

DP looks to be very very competitive

The Foam insulators over the injectors/rails seems to be a new thing on most of the 2011 models Ive seen at the dealership I work for. Supposed to substantially cut down on the amount of injector noise that can be heard.

i wonder if that s worth the design/tooling cost...........

I don t think so

TMS in the lead WOOT!!!! Boris Said is always FTW

still glued to couch as of now

4.5 minutes to change a gearbox cluster in a Daytona Prototype is slow apparently. They do it in 2.5mn usually

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another BBS RC-based design

lookin great Jones. great choice

Grey e30. You've seen it.

oh..LOL...you changed username

great choice on the BBS RC....euuuhh.. I mean Apex ARC8

Apex arc 8's in matte black

I was gonna get those but I went with Kosei K1s

17x8.5, et41

pics of your car?

Breaking News: all politicians are worthless

Why?

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camber plates

lighter wheels

quicker steering rack

short shifter

SA2010 helmet

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how the handjob was invented

Doesn't Heff look like Freddy Cougar?

u mean Krueger?:gtfo:

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now you can't unsee it

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makes me miss my old jetta

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