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  7. ****A LOL Thread?****

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    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tpa/409930561.html

     

    Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

     

    Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

     

    I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

     

    Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

     

    When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

     

    This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

     

    There can be only one.

  8. OVR Fun Event - Sat. March 30

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    I can slightly see myself and my dad standing by the pavilion in this video! Random q, is the drivers' school required after you become an SCCA member, before you can do autocross?

     

    it's not at all, but it's advised. It's nice to get some instruction

  9. OVR Fun Event - Sat. March 30

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    Looking at that really helps my decision of "should I buy a GoPro?". Looks like it would be really handy to see where I'm screwing up.

     

    my fastest run of 46.0 in Draco's car

     

     

    Draco's driving

     

    compare my driving to a 43.7in a FRS with better driver and better prep

     

     

    me

    http://bingo67.smugmug.com/Cars/Autocross-30-Mar-2013/i-gfpH3Rp/0/X3/_JHB4730-X3.jpg

  16. ****A LOL Thread?****

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    http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/tumblr_mk92ttetl11ql5yr7o1_400.gif?w=400&h=224

     

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/b881db7db1ac6aa557277c7fb194713a/tumblr_mkc5maSap81rf2l7eo1_500.gif

     

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    http://25.media.tumblr.com/0969b421a016dbde91cc119aec3e93d1/tumblr_mkc105oICk1s2ny21o1_500.gif

     

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd34d26018cb05f876d41c777a0202cb/tumblr_mkbwd0duZ61rmukwio1_400.gif

     

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/af00d87f65612b90e2b6cbdc47914fce/tumblr_mk3i56xZYe1rx6ituo2_500.gif

     

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/28f2c398786a247d543def08a0f3e84c/tumblr_mkcpc57cU51s523rno1_500.gif

     

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/70dbfe8307f6fc601e5c0c118b82626a/tumblr_mkcnaeuLsP1ql5yr7o1_r2_250.gif

     

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