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Das Borgen

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  1. louis comes out with a new hour every year. He is the best stand up ever.

     

    no...unless you don't wanna consider Robin Williams, Richard Pryor and George Carlin

     

    Carlin was the best......period. But credit where it's due, Louis CK is pretty damn good

  2. my new favorite comedian - Bill Burr (i realize he's been around a while, but my brother just turned me on to him)

     

     

    ha....now listening to his other shit

     

     

    http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/187ewq1kgbm3njpg/original.jpg

  3. I used to work somewhere that didn't offer direct deposit and I had to take the checks into the bank every week to deposit. One time I waited for the gf to come home and we both drove down the road together, got to the parking lot, and I smiled as I leaned over in the seat and pushed out a nice little parting fart before getting out of the car. She got mad and rolled down the window as I was walking into the bank.

     

    I filled out a deposit slip and stood in line, when a pretty hot girl got behind me. I glanced back and smiled a few times. It was my turn so I walked up but dropped my slip so I had to bend over and pick it up. Whoopsie! I deposited my money and walked out, checking out that girl again on my way. Her face was red for some reason as she covered her mouth. I thought to myself, huh that girl's weird.

     

    On my short walk back to the car my gf was dying of laughter. I opened my car door and asked wtf did I miss? She pointed to a lil pile of wet poopie I left on my seat. My jeans were ruined.

     

     

     

    http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/That..+Feel.+It+hurts.+So+much+_b136d728d8a159b3ba225a66115b6fa0.jpg

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