Das Borgen

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deal with it

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i love you guys

no homo

Literally saw that it was posted and thought, "Crap...I just das borgened the LOL Thread."

I was gonna post it in here but (even) I thought it wasn't funny at all

don't try to be me

http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=108905

I fucking love Reggie Watts

vid is a bit long but it's Reggie Watts talking out his ass

this is pretty cool

this guy's got some sweet vids in his youtube channel too

Dat music is so choice.

Great work as always, Anson

Seriously. Dress your kid up like food and what do you expect? If the kid had his own eagle, or anyone around him had been allowed to have eagles, the situation could have been avoided. We don't need more eagle control, we need more eagles!

but seriously, the video is a confirmed fake....Almost perfectly done too

on another note...Eagles are badass

It's real tough to get a gauge on how old Krispy Kreme is........but Money Maker Mike is not to be fucked with. I bet he's wearing his Mac Miller t-shirt under that Santa suit.

Homie is ice cold

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I think Alex can easily take Money Maker Mike's place

TDI VS Dirtymax

plot twist. this video was filmed in 1985.

that explains why it was shot using a potato

FTFY

u know it, broceratops

http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_2/7653.jpg

then there's this

Cummins pulls a Chevy gasser like it's nothing (well duh)

Chevy driver shouldn't have taken that bet

You better Redneckognize!

troll mode is maxed

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loIUe0iCHBE

Haters wanna be me (Krispy Kreme)

money maker mike is a real thug

Ryan,

You're selling yourself short

some random police chief in MA posted this

Chief’s babble…..on the school shooting.

 

I have been thinking about kindergarten students all day. Five and six year-old kids….with no cares and with eyes on Santa coming soon. I see kindergarteners every day at our elementary school; you can always spot them, because of their book bags. They are small, innocent and love the world…and they give the BEST high fives, ever. They high five with love and eagerness….unaware of this nasty world we live in and the fact that monsters really do exist, in the form of killers, like the one who showed up at a school in Connecticut today.

 

I have read many of the opinions posted on our page here and want to offer my own. When disasters like this happen, we as a society tend to go way off, one direction or another. Moving to either extreme is not the answer, in my very humble opinion. We should not ban guns. We should not arm teachers.

 

I am a gun enthusiast. I am an NRA member. I am not a right wing extremist. I have been around guns since birth and have always had one in the house. For those who want to make guns illegal, I have a comparison….cocaine and heroin are illegal. Making something illegal just means that those with a moral compass will not possess or use it….criminals still will. I do not know about the rest of you, but when I am backed into a corner, and have to protect my family from harm or death, I do not want to take a baseball bat to a gunfight.

 

On the other hand….my gun enthusiast friends need to simmer a little. The talk of “criminal" or "gun free zones” is also a little dramatic. The world is not collapsing. There are not bands of roving killers who prey on people because they enter s store or buildings where guns are not permitted. Teachers should not be armed in a school. I do not want teachers having the responsibility of being in a shoot/don’t shoot scenario or worrying about proper backdrop. We constantly work those scenarios and they are unnerving at best. Mrs. Crabtree should not have to worry about breaking out her Glock while also trying to give directions to 25 screaming 1st graders. Additionally, a small fraction of the gun people who “talk the talk” about what they would do in a life or death situation would most certainly not “walk the walk”. It’s very easy to say or type “If I was there with my concealed carry, I would have killed him”….it’s not so easy to put that play in motion. Many would shoot themselves in the leg, and then urinate. Again…that’s a fraction of the gun people, so don’t come unglued.

 

So….we had another mass killing at a school. Innocent children….angels…. gone. I have said it for years, to anyone who will listen. It is time to direct tax money to every school in this nation. It is time to make our schools secure. The time for talk is done….it was done YEARS ago. There should be NO one in the building during the school day except for staff, students and police. Dedicate a secure room/vestibule near the entrance for conferences or meetings with parents. Set a perimeter of cameras and locked doors, so these kids can be safe….the teachers can be safe….and the building can function as a school and not a murder scene.

 

Fed and State elected people, nationwide, listen up…..You have taxed beyond belief. You have attempted education reform numerous times and failed. You are failing children and teachers in a way now that is reprehensible….and they are dying. Stop lining the pockets of your lobbyists and start securing these schools. If you can fund the study of methane gas released by cattle, you can damn sure make these schools safer. And yes, it is on you. You have taxed at a federal and state level so much; you have caused the locals giant issues with passing ANY taxes.

 

These children leave the safety of home every day….it is our job to return them home, safely. Let’s start making schools a “safe zone”….and not just show up for photo ops when kids die. Lead, or get out of the way.

 

Thoughts and prayers to all involved…..I just cannot grasp your agony……Chief Oliver

I agree with everything said there