MidgetTodd

Ouch...maybe he got caught cheating and wound up double butthurt.

That sounds very uncomfortable. I hope someone atleast spit on it

he was wearing a black and white napkin (which is what he usually wears for a suit, that's the smallest size he could get in stores), and it was a windy day. give the man a break, you jerk!

wait, what?

First time you were nekkid at your sister's wedding? So, were you naked more than once at her wedding? Or has she had more than one wedding, where you were naked at more than one of them?

I have 4 sisters, 2 had epic parties.

The other 2, well they didn't invite the family

And I can't help it that my charm brings the crazies out of the wood work, I've been blessed with that gift since the first time I got Nekkid at my sisters wedding

Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful

Me - "No shit? Wow. Thanks a lot man. Say, we're having a party tonight at Fontana Village. If you swing by, I got all your drinks covered."

that explains why Chris went and got hundreds of dollars worth of liquor, he was going to prepay because I was doing around 165 when I lost sight of him

Its funny because I accually think I'm faster on the vstrom than I was on the TL..lol

That's because it doesn't take you as long to get back on the road with a strom

if anyone on this forum annoys you for whatever reason, there's something you can do about it that will actually help you:

-click the "User CP" button toward the top of the screen

-on the left side of the User CP, find the Settings & Options section, click the "Edit Ignore List" button

-start typing the name of the person(s) who is annoying you, the software will help you complete the name

-when the list of people that annoy you is complete, click the "Okay" button.

All done, now you won't see these people that annoy you.

btw, this thread <is> in the Ranting/Raving section...

Then everyone would wonder what they missed

This board is not biased against women, but for some reason, a lot of women that come here, do so with the "look at me, i have a motorcycle and i neeeeed attention" mentality. That's not what this board is for, and a lot of people find it really annoying when this happens.

How would you know, not like you're a woman

Seems like everything cool you get these days goes to either your house or gunbroker.

Lol I ordered those uppers in August, they finally shipped Monday. We ordered 5 complete rifles from them last week and they said 2 years on those!

But they're both going to be mine

If this is the wishlist thread, I need compete uppers.

Just got two LMT's coming in today, a 16" and a 10.5" !

Well, if this shit continues I'm holding caries earrings.

+ Rep, I pissed myself laughing

You can post all you want in the apropriate threads. Just don't like checking in on a thread about a group trip and start reading about a group orgy.

Yup. Totally biased against females. This is a boys only club.

Dumbest thing I've read in a while...

This^^ seriously, we let Ben in here

I don't know if I'd go that far......

Jk, she is pretty awesome. Makes great sammiches.

And that chicken crap to, don't forget the the chicken crap!

Well, That escalated quickly.

Oh honey you may be close to being the age of my daddy but you ain't never gonna be my daddy nor would I call you so.

They all said that at first, but when the lube and toys come out, you'll say whatever I want you too

Haha. Now lets see how the big boys can handle this girl!

Face down ass up in restraints calling me daddy like all the others that thought they were different than the others

Failsauce has been spreading into The Gap thread...

Not our fault you don't like a good party

Haha. What's the main event? If it involved your dick, I'm scared because I don't know If I want to touch that after hutch!!!

The main event is the group thing at the cabin

It's ok though, you probably couldn't handle it and would just back out because you're mostly talk

I was gonna say it could not have been the best ever because it wasnt done by me.

Him, confidence, I like that.

You might make it to the main event after all

I am looking to purchase a SCAR. please have said rifle at Delta for me to shoot for a couple days just so I am sure before I place my order with you!!

You sound very sure that I have one, you've no proof.

Patience, but be ready to pounce

This space reserved for an important announcement if things work right

Nevermind, fell thru. Carry on

Fuckers

One of the best burgers I have ever had was at a gas station in Tellico. I think it was a BP with attached sporting goods store. I will go there again.

Biggie

I had a phenomenal blow job just outside the bonfire rocks and none of you drunks noticed, I hope to get that again

I never really wanted an AR. Perhaps next year when there's no AWB, I'll buy one for cheap when they all these used ones flood the market.

This is my exact plan too