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not enough for my liking
I'm taller laying on my back with an erection
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We know. You should have seen how exhausted he was trying to pay everyone back at Nelsons when his bike just quit running. He had a dozen guys helping him work on it.
It was sabotage, he did it himself
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Shhhhh! That's part of the funny when I meet people for the first time
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But Jbot doesn't wrench? He trades sexual favors to Pauly for wrenching
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Jealousy will only get you made fun of
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Um...no. I'm really into guys that are actually taller than me.
wait what? I am taller than you
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You fuggers can't keep anything secret. Don't hate on me cuz I got more game than you.
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Patient is what doesn't work for me. I know where the parts go. I know how to get them there. They can get their own ass there, DAMN IT!!!! I'm going to get a bigger hammer.
That's why you have a midget in your toolbox
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My getting freaky playlist contains no porno music, it never gets a girl in the mood unlike the movies would suggest.
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Worse is better
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Then it's righ on track
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well then why dont you post some pics.
I'd like to see a pic of this jello hot tub ya know just to see if it is something i would be interested in, MT.
Lol, no pics get taken
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WRONG! The clean up is one more part of the fun, read erotic shower nozzle play
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I think that would burn a lil when other activities happn
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Oh don't get me wrong lots of alcohol is involved too
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It's not sticky at all, it's jello that is made for the tub. Not food jello
And the tub is indoors, outdoor are fine in cold too
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Oh Im sure you can figure that out.
I'm pretty sure I have the patent on the jello filled hot tub........among other kinky things
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Why run or distract? Participation is soooo much more fun, and rewarding
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Have a drink and be patient, it really isn't that hard.
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Orly, please tell me she's and insecure train wreck with daddy issues! Those are my favorite
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Your friend should take lessons and become a better dancer
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Oh, the smaller the area the better I say. Creates a more intimate erotic experience
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I don't play golf, but I'll rail that golf cart into the sand trap like a BOSS
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A pole will be required too
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Being a midget has its benefits.
1) I can honestly say my pecker hangs to my knees, you biggers are lying when you say it!
2) doing a midget is on every woman's bucket list, it's good to be a bucket list item!
3) every woman loves doggie style, I can do doggie style standing up. No cramping and far better jackhammer action. They come back for that.
4) I'm eye level with the bewbs! I can stare all day long and not be rude