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MidgetTodd

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  1. I have a stack on "safe" but I don't use it as a safe, I use it to keep little hands off my guns. I chose to spend the bigger bucks on a whole house alarm instead of a safe.

    I could kick in your front door, find all your guns, throw them in my truck and leave before the alarm company got the police there and your neighbors wouldnt do a thing to try and stop me because I have guns in my hand and they dont want to be involved.

    Get a safe before the alarm.

  2. 1) Make as much pasta as I can before the stove quits working

    2) Aquire as much Jager and Monster as I can

    3) Convince as many girls as I can that I am the new Mesiah and the only way to survive is Jager Bombs and orgies on a daily basis till the second coming of the lord

    4) Bang groups of women until the pasta is gone and I dehydrate and die a happy fat bastard while you ratards are playing Rambo in fucking hiding.

    I win

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