MidgetTodd

When Carrie reads that the wedding will be postponed, even I wouldnt have typed that.

Love em, 2 extra sets now on the way.

Mr Fixit here.

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I'll come along to help you check the stability of the counter tops.

Hey is PrincessPratt still married.

Shed be a keeper for you MT.

Im not gonna lie, I like Sara she's always been cool with me. I know alot disagree but she's good in my book.

I think I am having a grudge match with my son on Call of Duty Black Ops, or Halo Reach, we are not sure yet. LOL

Drinks and handcuffs afterwards?

us batshit crazy psycho girls need love too. Some of us are batshit crazy psycho in a good way.

MT's new theme song....

Thats my ringtone.

batshit crazy psycho is what I usually pull Really trying to make a break from that.

How to start a flame war 101:

The only chick on ORDN worth dating is _______.

Go ahead, fill in the blank, I dare you.

Kay, wrillo's done with her

Why don't you just rent another billboard?

Naw that was mainly done as a stab at the ex and she didnt even go to work that day so she never saw it fail

What site you gonna use?

Im not going out with you Kawi. no means no

What happened to your plan to steal MJ away?

I dont remember that plan? There's only one lady on here that has peaked my interest and thats not the one. ..... And the one shall remain nameless for now too

Fugit, Im at work for the next 22hrs gotta do something while Im here guess I'll give it a try. I'm either gonna have some epic fun or some epic fail stories to post either way I guess its all good.

You should just really worry about what condition the kitchen is. Once Todd meats her on Eharmony he'll take care of the rest.

Well played good sir, can I have pic of sister in question.

Maybe I need to rethink this marriage thing?

Quoted for later use.

Now about getting MT your sisters number...?

This

Ya know. the ad they stick out there to suck you in is like WOW she's smokin ,,,pretty face, gorgeous eyes, sweet loooking. Then you search your area and it's like...woe, OMG, WTH, eehh, sheese, yike's, WTF, ewe, is that a dude?, holy cow, click fast, yuck, dang....

Yea, youre not really helping.

How'd she end up with you then? What happend to prince charming?

You can giggle all you want but your wife has handled my wood and gave me her cookie and you know it.

yummy, a virgin.

Yea thats the one, she's also the one Justin is talking about that I took to Cleveland.

And one that has her own bike and can keep up on the "spirited releasing the demons rides" would be a HUGE plus.

Good luck with that

I can dream cant I?

You getting hard up

Naw not really, just looking for something real.And to get away from Jodi before she surpasses the batshit crazy level.

So, I take we shouldn't ask about the chick from the DTC party?

Batshit crazy but a freak in bed. She's still around on the on again off again thing but its really just a hit and run type arangement. Looking for something more. And less crazy.

And one that has her own bike and can keep up on the "spirited releasing the demons rides" would be a HUGE plus.

I'm thinking battered women shelters and abortion clinics, I can only raise their spirits from there.

depends what you're looking for.

At this point, one that I'm not afraid to fall asleep beside & doesnt mind that I have an 11yo daughter. Thats not asking much I dont think.