MidgetTodd

I like red headed midgets.

I eat massive amounts of pasta, is there a tax for that?

Oh, and awesome tag.

Already gots it and Kimmy likes.

He had a good plan.

Just found that CD in my basement, forgot how good it was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDbPu6DctD8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InGtiEXQyF0

I wanted to do a good Obama one but I lack wit this late.

I did that for you

astrobiology, is that anything like astroglide?

idk if i'm the only start-small nazi here, so i'll be nice.

But really, even with a little experience, it's always a good idea to get your technique down on a smaller bike that you can push harder.

Man I cant count how many women have said those same words to me right before the lights went out and the music came on.

"Why are you telling me this? I'm not telling you, I'm telling everybody."

People that don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" that get really pissy when Pauly politely and nonchalantly points out the miss use to them.

Oh the the Texas Cheesesteak and Hashbrowns scattered,covered,smothered. I think I just jizzed a lil.

The TSA hiring ugly women to touch my penis.

But the flat fish has the herpagonnaphsylilaids.

True, die hard Glock owners would have picked one up. Guess your just a poser.

True Glock owners can take down without special tools. And Glock Poser>S&W M&P Fanboy.

I don't need a stick to take down a glock. I has baggages.

Extends slide releases aren't a big deal to me and I have old mouse pads.

Next PissTool will be an XD anyways. I have enough Glocks.

Glocks and XD's under the same roof, thats like sex and chocolate.

I forgot about your man purse. lol

It takes a man to carry a bag like that. WonderTwins Rulz.

I want two of them please.

Carrie has a bob for when you are out dicking around at Bob Evans.

Yep dats da deal.

I got no go bag, if the zombies or anyone else comes I'm set pretty good right here on the hill. Pretty sure I can hold my own and not leave my shack.

Wait, someone say Waffle House?

Oh yea, and I eat massive amounts of pasta.

Wait, rep is back? Does Pauly know? Does a TL1000 really do 140+? Is Kawikid real? These questions and so many more will be answered tonite on As OR Turns.