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MidgetTodd

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  1. Ive tried them all and have found they all crash about the same none really outshined the other in that catagory , Iwas rather dissapointed really thought the buell would take that win :D

  2. okay this had to be brought back

    A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween party alone.

    He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she

    was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party.

    As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

    His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

    After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear

    and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and made passionate love in the back seat.

    Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

    She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what

    kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance

    much?"

    He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got

    there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life.

  3. Seriously all we talk about is hair, make up, menstrating, cramps, kids, man whores....u know the usually stuff us girls like to gossip about! You guys want NOTHING to do with that forum! :)
    Brian you're one of the nice guys. We only run our mouths about the man whores of the site. :lol:

    Ive got to get a girls password now Im really curious what catagory some of my witty remarks have put me in :confused:

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