Lunatik3

weak. i'm doped up and i'm better at insulting people. You, sir, need to make it seem less forced. For instance, this pre-op post-op thing with me holds no ground. Everyone knows I had a kidney stone the size of texas... you gotta find something a little more real to pick on!! and you should pick someone else too...

Yeah back off MJ and her huge stones!

Oh, wait...

Update:

Lil' Gangsta, upon arrival in Zanesville. Immediately attacked a guard. He was placed in administrative segregation/Suicide watch. Currently has 6 charges against him. D.A. deciding whether or not to file another 11 charges. Officer is doing well. Boaso however, is still paralyzed from the neck down. I'll keep you all updated.

jesus is not real

Then who's the guy that cuts my grass every week?

Me neither

Pretty sure it's just my spark plug. Gonna swap it out tomorrow and see if that solves it.

bills

Made it home thanks to my friend. Not sure what all is wrong but it's not small. Good thing I already bought another bike huh?

Damn, sorry to hear that. Sitting on the side of the freeway with a dead bike is no fun, been there done that. Good luck getting the bike back working.

What really gets me is seeing all the OTHER bikes going along. Jealousy

well. didnt make it. broke down south of tuttle xing on 270 north. got friend coming

bike was doing fine cruisong at highway speed and then all of the sudden WHAM lost all power and will not start. starter cranks but no fire

Heading out now see y'all at CC

Cool I have the black 250. Buy me some wings at hooters. jk

Well maybe I will there Mr. Anderson. But will you truly know if it's chicken? I mean it could be Tasty Wheat and we'd never know it cuz we're in THE MATRIX

BTW are you really Barack Obama?

(Those aren't bullets. They're thousands and thousands of healthcare protesters.)

Well I would start by paying 100000 homeless people $1000 to move to D.C. and all set up camp right out front of the white house. Then, run for president. Have Obama, Osama and Fran Drescher killed. Embezzle more money, resign and get pardoned by my V.P. who is now the POTUS (BY the way it's either be Carrot Top or Dean Cain. Either way you get a crazt redheaded comedian or Superman) and buy Daytona International Speedway and build a house in the infield.

Either that or hookers and blow. Still undecided.

Oh and a pony!

I thought he meant he was gonna murder DJdrizzle

Now why would I waste a perfectly planned murder idea on DJ-snotsalot?

Other than the humor aspect I mean.

My girl and I are comin. See you at CC. We doin the whole hang at QSL eat at hoots deal or what?

The REAL wife beaters usually have the telltale sweat + yellow mustard stain on the front too.

Don't forget about the easy access scratchin' hole.

Hes gonna be someones bitch for the rest of this short life. That unibrow will be knitted back up in no time.

So what do you get for shooting cops?

Well the last guy who assaulted a K9 only got something like 60 days (correct me if i'm wrong) but my personal feeling on this matter is this.

Yes it is an animal. However, they are IMHO a police officer. You shot that "officer" and they are now paralyzed (and probably will be put to sleep) I equate that to putting an officer in a coma and they eventually pull the plug. Now yes it IS different butyou screwed up and shot first and didn't man up.

FRY HIS GHETTO CRAKER A$$, Inject the S.O.B with a gallon of straight bleach. Feed him nothing but urine and feces till he croaks. Or my personal fave: Drop him off in Alabama with a sign on that says "Dale Sr. was a pu$$y, the south will NEVER rise again and The Klan can kiss my a$$.

Bet he'll last about 27 seconds

(after reading this I think I may need anger management counseling)

Toast!

I get out right now!! woooh. They just took the IV out. I got my clothes back... I'm ready to party.

Awesome, Jagerbombs & bodyshots all around! Tuesday starts the weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He wouldn't know Gangsta if Snoop & Dre bitch slapped it into him.

I've always said that if the day came where it would be better for me to die than live I'd kidknap a supermodel and drive a car butt naked off the edge of the grand canyon and throw it to that chick harder than anyman ever could on the way down. Especially cause of that final thrust when we land.

When u get out kid?

flour

pizza

I just wanna say that I hope that little pissant that shot the Zanesville cop and his K-9 partner is getting shanked or repeatedly gang-raped in the showers right now.

Following is from wbns10tv.com

A man suspected of shooting a Zanesville police officer and his canine partner was taken into custody Monday afternoon in northeastern Ohio.

Dominick Conley was arrested in downtown Canton shortly after 1 p.m. by police and an FBI task force, 10TV's Angela An reported.

Conley, 20, is accused of shooting Officer Mike Schiele and his canine partner, Bosco, Sunday night near the corner of Cliffwood Avenue and Indiana Street in Zanesville.

Schiele, a 6-year veteran of the department, was treated and released Monday from Grant Medical Center in Columbus, while Bosco was being treated at The Ohio State University Veterinary Hospital.

On Monday afternoon, veterinarians said the dog had suffered paralysis to its front legs, but was showing some movement in its hind legs, 10TV's Jeff Hogan reported.

According to police, Schiele was attempting to serve Conley with a warrant when a struggle ensued and the officer released Bosco to assist. As Bosco approached, Conley allegedly opened fire, hitting the dog in the neck.

Then, police said, Conley fired at Schiele, hitting him the leg.

"If our suspect had not fired two shots at Bosco, it's safe to say he would have fired at Patrolman Schiele," said Zanesville police Sgt. Ric Roush.

After the shooting, police said, Conley carjacked a nearby woman who had her 10-day-old baby in the back seat, An reported.

Conley later let the woman and her child go, but then broke into a home where he held six people at gunpoint before fleeing to Canton, police said.

Prosecutors said Conley will be charged with 11 counts, including kidnapping and assaulting a police office, An reported.

Elevated charges could be filed if the dog dies from its injuries.

It's punks like this that make me happy I carry a gun and know how to use it. Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. I will fear no evil. For I may not be the baddest motherfucker in the valley. But I'll put 2 in your chest and 1 in your head to prove I'm badder than you.

Here's to Officer Mike Schiele . Glad you are doing well.

and for Bosco. Good boy, gett better.