Lunatik3

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deeds

cleveland

Threadkill

Obviously my "fail" was a 2 part reference. Cause it's WORD association not WORDS and there was a failed diamond heist in Westerville a while back.

fail

Obama

The Cincinnati law must be more clear. Is that just for giving, receiving or both?

Because in the first case, RVTPilot is an outlaw.

The second case, r1crusher is a fugitive of justice.

And the third case, Isaac's Papa would have the book thrown at him. (which coincidentally, he'd probably stick up his ass)

Alot of the laws similar to that are very vague. I mean, in one city oral sex is illegal to receive. Does it mean it's legal to give?

Just some crazy laws from dumblaws.com

I started with some in Ohio amd moved around the country. The worst thing is. You realize that these laws weren't just pulled out of thin air. They were made cause someone did this stuff.

Bexley

Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.

Cincinnati

Anal intercourse is banned.

Oxford

It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.

Ironton

Catch 22 is banned.

And from the rest of this great country of ours...

Columbus, GA

No one may tease an idiot. (Wait, I went to basic at Ft. Benning right next to Columbus. This law had to have been broken!)

Roswell, GA

The flooring of adult bookstores and video stores must be nonabsorbant and smooth textured.

State of New York

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

State of Texas

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

Dallas, TX

It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.

Texarkana, TX

Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

State of Florida

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

and...

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Hialeah, FL

Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.

Tampa, FL

Women may not expose their breasts while performing “topless dancing”.

New Britain, CT

It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.

State of Minnesota

All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. (Especially the hairy ones who without them look like they are wearing sweaters! My .02)

State of Michigan

No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

and...

Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.

Harper Woods, MI

It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.

New Orleans, LA

It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.

Haddon, NJ

No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex.

Well, hope this lightened your day a little.

This is what I get for not paying attention to recent posts.

Anybody got any wings?

Hey, looks like she went for the more familiar looking end to put her mouth up to

Trade a hooker for some blow

quit pretending you have a girl AND that she is cool enough to browse OR with you

Hey, I got a patch kit for her dangit she's back!

The death of Billy Mays hit me harder than the death of MJ. First thought, "what am I gonna watch at 4:30a.m. on Tuesday morning????"

Rap

My girl wants to know if the one who stayed on the longest got a prize.

I've got Billy Currington tonight where I work at Screamin Willies then have to work the Seton Parish Festival all weekend acuse our company's owner goes there. Fun.

nickleback sucks so bad. they are right up there with creed in the running for worst band ever.

if both of their busses crashed into one another, it would be a glorious day.

And the sound you would here upon impact...

Doooouuuuccccchhhhheeeeeee!

if you can't beat em...

Roll joints with em

I would be more inclined to support the Bungles, but we have a state correctional facility in Grafton, and I don't support those guys either.

Hey, hey, hey! I'm a proud Bengals fan and you'd better not talk about the Bengals retirement home badly now.

unfertilized

chicken

Never know it could be this guy again.

* My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would

happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

Well, to start you'd make Mr. Anderson really really mad