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USA Today poll: USC 4th, OSU 6th The preseason USA Today college football poll is out. I don't get into any other preseason polls much, simply because they don't affect the BCS standings. This is the coaches' poll, the biggie, that makes up one-third of the BCS formula. So, if you're not inclined to follow the link, I'll tell you Florida is No. 1, followed by Texas, Oklahoma, Southern California, Alabama, and then Ohio State at No. 6. No shock, the three teams returning Heisman Trophy candidates at quarterback are your top three, followed by two other perennial powerhouses. My opinion is OSU is getting solid respect from the coaches here. Based on what you hear, the general public (and media) may have voted OSU a few spots lower. USC obviously is OSU's highest ranked opponent. Penn State is next at No. 8, followed by Iowa at 21. The Buckeyes don't play Michigan State this year, but it was mildly surprising to see the Spartans ranked lower than Iowa (27th). The Big Ten media picked MSU to finish third in the conference.

wow... I would have to say that was a little bit of a surprise. Although waking up from being passed out on the the couch to "HI BILLY MAYS HERE" was always like damn wheres the remote that F'n loud

dont be so sure, I did it one night. Did not see the cop about a 1/4 mile up... but he saw me...... He was gonna right me a ticket, but i finally talked him out of it. By asking him what i was supposed to do. He didnt have an answer. It was also like 1am.

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Taser Shotgun Round With std taser mounted underneath

there is always the integrated version http://clearalternatives.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=CA&Category_Code=SmokeShadow

lol...na I just know how to copy and past

oh come on, dont hate on the valley.... i think we should go back and line up in berm in front of a certian house and see what happens!!

anyone get any pics of the bikes b4 we left or anything?

lol... one of the many reason i posted all of them... just to see what ppl knew.. or didnt Hey, ya now... sometimes u just need to use the pictures in your head!!

Put a Glossary in this thread http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?p=291365

SALAMI SANDWICH A penis inside a vagina SATIN SHEETS Bed linens made of a slippery material SCORE To have sex. SCRATCH MARKS Abrasions caused by heated sex SCREAMER A person who cries out during sex, usually at the time of orgasm SEE THROUGH NIGHTGOWN A transparent item of clothing designed to be slept in SEE-THROUGH BLOUSE An article of clothing worn above the waist that is transparent or opaque SEMEN Male fluid ejaculated at orgasm SEX DRIVE Libido SEX EDUCATION Learning about the physical and mental aspects of love, as well as physiological processes SEX IN A DRESSING ROOM Usually impromptu sex in a store's dressing room SEX IN A HOT TUB Making love in a hot tub or jacuzzi SEX IN A TAXI Making love in a cab SEX IN AN ELEVATOR Engaging is sex on a device used to move people between floors in a building SEX IN THE SHOWER Making love while in the device in which one bathes SEX KITTEN A flirty and playful girl who exudes sex appeal. SEX ON A BOAT Making love on a craft or vessel designed to move about in water SEX ON A GOLF COURSE Intercourse on a piece of land designed for playing a game involving clubs, small balls and bad outfits SEX ON THE BEACH Making love on a beach; also an alcoholic beverage SEX ON VIDEO When one uses a recording device to "document" a sexual encounter SEX SLAVE A submissive or easily manipulated sex partner SEX TOYS Devices used to produce or enhance sexual stimulation, of which the more common are the vibrator and the dildo SEXPOT A person who engages in frequent sexual activity SEXUAL ENDURANCE The ability to forestall orgasm SHACK UP Spend the night (or longer) with a sex partner SHAG Slang term for sexual intercourse. SHAG WAGON A vehicle known for its sex appeal or its ability to facilitate sexual activity SHAKE YOUR BOOTY To dance. SHE MALE A woman in all aspects but who still has a penis SHOCKER To insert two fingers into a female's vagina and one into her anus. SHOOT YOUR WAD Ejaculate SHOWER SPANK Masturbating in a shower SHRIMPING Sucking a partner's toes SHRINKAGE When a penis gets smaller due to cold water, anxiety or other cause SIMULTANEOUS ORGASM When both people climax at the same time SIXTY-NINE Oral sex that two persons engage in simultaneously. SIZE DOESN'T MATTER Of course it doesn't SKIN FLICK Film pornography SKIN FLUTE Penis SKIRT CHASER Playboy; a man always on the lookout for a woman to have sex with. SLEEP AROUND To engage in sexually promiscuous behavior SMOKING AFTER SEX Enjoying a flaming carcinogen after making love SMOKING HOT Someone incredibly attractive SMOOTH OPERATOR A shrewd and skillful person who is good at forming romantic attachments SNIFFING PANTIES To smell a woman's underwear SNOWBALL Act of transferring semen from one's mouth to another after performing fellatio SNOWFLAKES Dried, flaky semen, often found on one's chest or clothing SOAK & POKE A hot tub or jacuzzi SOFT PORN Artistic production where sexual encounters are shown (or at least expected to be), but excluding visuals of sexual organs, erect members, intercourse or penetration. SOW YOUR WILD OATS To act impulsively or irresponsibly, particularly with regard to sex and romance SPANISH FLY A supposed aphrodisiac potion, sometimes put surreptitiously into the drink of a partner to make them sexually interested. SPANK ME Striking or paddling a submissive on his or her buttocks. SPANKING THE MONKEY Masturbation SPICE UP YOUR SEX LIFE To invigorate the physical aspects of a romance SPINNER A female who can be rotated while having sex "on top" SPIT OR SWALLOW? Options for dealing with the semen following fellatio SPIT ROAST A sex act involving three persons. A man having sex with a woman from behind while the woman performs fellatio on another man SPONGE WORTHY A worthwhile intercourse partner for a female SPOONING When two people lie parallel on their sides facing in the same direction. Usually with a man pressing his crotch against a woman's buttocks. SPREAD EAGLE Legs wide apart, generally on a bed SQUIRTING Female ejaculation STEAL A KISS To sneak a kiss, usually in public. STINKY PINKY A finger after vaginal penetration STRAP ON DILDO A dildo that is attached to one's hips through straps allowing to wearer to simulate having a penis STRAP ON SEX Intercourse utilizing a sex toy attached to a person STRAWBERRY FLAVORED CONDOM A contraceptive that tastes like a red berry STRIP POKER A card game where each losing hand results in the removal of a piece of clothing STRIPTEASE Removing one's clothes in a provocative manner STUDDED RUBBER A textured contraceptive STUD MUFFIN An attractive man STUFF YOUR BRA The practice of placing soft material in one's bra to give the appearance of larger breasts SUCK HER TOES To draw toes into the mouth through a suction force produced by movements of the lips and tongue SUGAR DADDY Slang term for a man who financially supports a younger person in return for sexual favors. SUGAR WALLS Female genitalia SWALLOW THE SWORD Slang term for performing oral sex on a male. SWAP SPIT Kiss passionately SWAP SPIT Kiss passionately SWEATY SEX Heated lovemaking SWEET PEA A term of endearment SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER A wild sexual position done while holding a lovely lighting fixture. SWINGERS Couples who trade or swap sex partners SWITCH HITTER A person who is bi-sexual T Return to top TADPOLE CARRIER A testicle TAINT The perineum; the body area between the anus and genitalia TAN LINES Visible marks on the skin caused by varying skin coverage or sunscreen usage TANTRIC SEX Sexual activity involving knowledge of Hindu or Buddhist practices TAP THAT ASS A saying to encourage someone or express a desire to have sex with a person, usually someone not in the conversation. TASSELS An adhesive nipple attachment often used by strippers TEABAG Placing one's testicles in a person's mouth TESTICLES Male genitalia TETHERS Material used to restrain or tie up a person THE "A" SPOT A location within the rectum capable of producing intense pleasure when aroused THE "O" FACE The face one makes during orgasm THE STRANGER Sitting on one's hand until it is numb, then masturbating; also a fantasy game in which two regular partners pretend they have just met to stimulate sex THE WET SPOT The spot in the bed that is left damp after sexual intercourse. THIGH HIGH STOCKINGS Opaque clothing worn over the legs, ending at the thighs THIRD BASE Touching the genitalia THIRD LEG A penis of unusual length THREESOME Three people engaged in sex TICKLE THE PICKLE Manual stimulation of the penis TICKLE THE TACO Manually stimulate a female's genitalia TICKLE YOUR ASS WITH A FEATHER To lightly touch the buttocks with a bird's plumage TIE ME TO THE BEDPOST Restraining one's partner in bed utilizing the bed's frame TIGHT JEANS A close-fitting denim garment worn on the legs TONGUE BATH Thoroughly licking someone else's pubic area with tongue TONGUE JOB Oral sex TOOLBOX Vagina TOPLESS BAR A drinking establishment where the female staff do not wear tops TOPPLESS PILLOW FIGHT A whole lotta fun TOSSED SALAD Anlingus, occasionally with the help of whatever condiments are available. (I.e. jelly, syrup, olive oil, etc.) TROUSER SNAKE Penis TUCKED PACKAGE When a male hides his genitalia between his legs to create the appearance of not having genitalia TUNA TACO Female genitalia TUNNEL OF LOVE Vagina TURD BURGLAR Anal sex TURN OFF Something that lessens arousal or sexual interest, e.g., bad breath TURN ON Something that is stimulating or exciting for any number of reasons TWO-PUMP CHUMP A male who suffers from premature ejaculation U Return to top UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS Male sex organ with intact foreskin V Return to top VAGINA The female sex organ in which the penis is inserted during sex VIBRATING EGG A electric sex toy shaped like an egg that vibrates VIBRATING RABBIT A sexual toy VOYEUR One who gets sexual pleasure from watching someone else have sex. W Return to top WALK OF SHAME Walking home from an often impromptu session of sex - often embarrassing WASHBOARD STOMACH Well-defined abdominal muscles WATCH A PORNO To view a pornographic film WELCOME MAT A person who is sexually promiscuous WELL HUNG A large penis WET AND WILD Used to describe passionate sex WET DREAM Nocturnal emission WET T-SHIRT CONTEST Majestic combination of breasts, hard nipples, water and translucent clothing WHIP ME A pleasure/pain activity engaged in by sadomasochists WHIPS & CHAINS Devices used in sadomasochism to hurt another person WHISKER BISCUIT Female genitalia WHISKEY DICK A penis that cannot be aroused due to excessive consumption of alcohol WOODY An erect penis

QUEEF The expulsion of air from the vagina QUICKIE Sexual act between willing partners that is done rapidly, usually when parents are about to come in the room or are around the house QUIVER to shake or move with a slight trembling motion R Return to top RAINCOAT Slang term for condom. RAM IT HOME Intercourse REACH AROUND The act of manually stimulating a partner's genitals from behind or on top RED LIGHT DISTRICT An area of town with brothels and/or strip clubs RED WINGS Earn your red wings! Perform vigorous oral sex on a woman while she's menstruating and then look in a mirror REMOTE CONTROL PANTY VIBRATOR A small, vibrating sex toy that can be activate by remote control REVERSE COWGIRL A sexual position where a woman is on top with her back facing the man REVERSE PIGGY BACK An interesting sexual position where the woman straddles the man from the front RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE A feature of some condoms RIDING CROP An item designed for use on horses that has found its way into some titillating foreplay in the bedroom. RIM JOB Performing oral sex on the anus, especially licking the edge of the anus. ROCK HARD A tumescent, or hard, penis ROCK MY WORLD Enjoyable sexual activity ROCKET IN THE POCKET A erection when the bearer is wearing trousers ROLL IN THE HAY Sex ROSY PALM From masturbating, when the palm of the hand turns red ROTATING VIBRATOR Sex toy that vibrates and moves in a circle ROUGH SEX Especially spirited love-making RUB ONE OUT Male masturbation RUBBER Condom contraceptive, in particular those made of latex. RUBBER SHEETS Bed linens made of an elastic substance produced synthetically or by coagulating the milky sap of various tropical trees and plants RUG BURNS Distinctive burn marks left in your skin (hands, buttocks, etc), direct product of making love on carpeted surfaces RUSTY TROMBONE A rim job with a reach-around

J Return to top JACKHAMMER A male who moves quickly in and out during intercourse. JAIL BAIT An attractive female under age 18 JELLY BEAN Clitoris JOY STICK Penis JUMP IN THE SACK Get into bed with someone. JUMP YOUR BONES To aggressively engage in intimacy K Return to top KEGEL EXERCISES Tightening the muscles used to stop the flow of urine KINKY SEX Broad term for unusual or non-traditional sexual activities KISSING WITH BRACES Placing one's lips on another's when both participants have braces KLONDIKE Hmmm . . . We can't remember. KNOCKERS Breasts LACE BODY STOCKING An item of clothing that covers the entire body with the exception of the genitalia and head/neck L Return to top LACE PANTIES Female undergarment made of lace LAP DANCE A personal service performed by strippers LANDING STRIP Genital hair neatly trimmed into a long, narrow strip LAUNCH THE MORNING MISSILE Having sex in the morning and ejaculating LEG MAN A man who is sexually attracted to the female legs LIPSTICK LESBIAN A feminine lesbian LIQUID COURAGE Alcohol consumed to lower inhibitions LITTLE MAN IN THE BOAT Clitoris LOCK LIPS To kiss LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP A romantic or passionate attachment, physically separated by geographic distance. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT When one is attracted to the physical attributes of another LOVE BUTTON The clitoris LOVE CANAL Vagina LOVE CHILD A baby LOVE DART Penis LOVE FUNNEL Female genitalia LOVE GLOVE Condom LOVE JUICE Semen or vaginal fluids LOVE MUFFIN Female genitalia LOVE MUSCLE Penis LOVE NEST Female genitalia LOVE NOTE A passionate letter sent to someone by an admirer. LOVE POTION A liquid concoction designed to arouse LOVE TRIANGLE A romance or sexual relationship involving three people LUBRICATED CONDOMS Contraceptives covered in a slippery liquid LUNCH DOWNTOWN Cunnilingus M Return to top MAGIC WAND Penis MAKE LOVE Sex MAKE OUT Act of kissing, hugging, touching and foreplay that occurs in places like cars MAKE OUT ARTIST A person who kisses a lot of others MAKE UP SEX To have sex after a fight MALE DANCER A man who dances, generally as a service MANHOLE INSPECTOR Someone who is "anal curious" MANSCAPING To groom a man's pubic hair MASTURBATION Act of self-touching and self-stimulating the sexual-organs (with or without help of electronic devices) in order to reach an orgasm MASTURBATION WITH A SHOWER HEAD Self-stimulation with a bathroom appliance generally used for bathing MATTRESS DANCE Sex MEAT MARKET Place where there are lots of available men and women MELONS Large breasts MENAGE A TROIS Three people engaged in sex MILE HIGH CLUB Join the club! Make love on a plane while in flight MILF Stands for a "Mother I'd Like To F***". Basically a hot mom. Made famous in the American Pie movies MILK JUGS Large breasts MIRRORS ON THE CEILING Kinky practice of placing a mirror right above your bed, so you can see yourselves in the act of coupling. Available in some hotel rooms upon request. MISSIONARY POSITION When the man is on top during sex MONEY SHOT A term used in pornos. It is when a man pulls out and ejaculates on his partner MORE THAN A MOUTHFUL A large breast MORNING AFTER Reality check that occurs after a fantastic night with a sexual partner, and true characteristics of each other are revealed, like true eye color, true hair body and color, true breast size, love handles, bad breath, each other's names, etc. Most profound spiritual questions of humankind come to mind at this very moment: "Where am I? Who are you? What are we doing here?" MR. RIGHT The perfect man, for eternity or the moment MUD WRESTLING An activity involving two or more women physically grappling in a tub of watered-down dirt MUFF BUMPERS Lesbians MUFF DIVE Act of practicing oral sex on a female. MULTIPLE ORGASMS The wondrous ability of women to sexually climax more than once without at least a nap in between MUMBLER When a woman's labia majora are visible through her clothing, particularly tight pants MUTTON BAYONET Penis N Return to top NECK To kiss passionately NECROPHILIA Sexual intercourse with a corpse NICE RACK An attractive body NIPPLE CLAMPS S&M device used to stimulate the aureola to the point of pain NO PANTIES Not wearing underwear NOONER Sex during the day, often while on a break from work NUDE BEACH A strip of sand near an ocean where clothing is optional NUDE SUNBATHING Laying in the sunshine without clothing NUDIST COLONY A place where clothing is optional NYMPHOMANIAC A condition where a person engages in excessive sexual activity; an obsession with sex O Return to top OBSCENE PHONE CALL An unwanted intrusion, offensive to one's sense of decency, via a system of transmitting speech over distances using electric impulses OFFICE ROMANCE Dating someone with whom you work OLD FLAME An ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend ONE NIGHT STAND Engaging in sex with a person whom you met that same day and do not plan to see again ONE-EYED TROUSER TROUT Penis ORAL CONTRACEPTIVE Birth control pill ORAL SEX WITH MINTS Fellatio or cunnilingus with candy designed to freshen the breath ORGASM Sexual climax or peak OUT OF THE CLOSET An open homosexual P Return to top PACKAGE Male genitalia PADDED BRA A undergarment designed to increase the apparent size of the breasts PADDLE To gently strike a partner's buttocks PADDLING THE PINK CANOE Stimulation of the female genitalia PAMPER To care for in an attentive and gentle manner PASSION FLAPS The labia minora PASTIES Small stickers that are placed over nipples to cover them PEARL NECKLACE When a man ejaculates on his partner's upper neck PEARLY PASSION POTION Semen PECKER Penis PEEP SHOW A hide-and-seek activity involving partners or a commercial service in which people are paid to remove their clothing PEEPHOLE IN THE SHOWER A small opening cut in a wall to allow people to spy on other people bathing PENIS ENLARGEMENT A surgical procedure intended to increase the size of the male genitalia PENIS ENVY Freudian term regarding jealously of not having a penis PENIS PUMP A vacuum apparatus used to stimulate or grow the penis PENIS RING A round piece of metal worn around the male genitalia to maintain an erection PENIS RING A device, often a leather strap, placed at the base of an erect penis in order to restrict blood flow and maintain an erection. PERFECT 10 An extremely attractive person PERKY BOOBS Breasts that do not droop or sag PHALLIC SYMBOL An accidental or artistic representation of an erect male penis PHONE SEX Utilizing the telephone to verbally stimulate a partner PICK UP LINE A verbal expression used to attract a wanted sex partner PICK-UP JOINT A venue where one goes in search of sex partners PIERCED NIPPLE Having the nipple punctured to insert a ring. PILLOW TALK Intimate conversation between lovers in bed. PINK VELVET SAUSAGE WALLET Female genitalia PITCHER A man who uses his penis to penetrate another man's anus PLATTERS Very large nipples PLAY CHECKERS When male homosexuals move around a movie theater searching for willing sex partners PLAY DOCTOR A common fantasy where one partner plays the doctor while the other is the patient PLAY NURSE A fantasy game in which one partner plays nurse and the other plays patient PLAY THE FIELD Avoid monogamy by dating multiple people PLAY THE ORGAN Masturbation or manually stimulating the penis PLAYING THE CELLO Manual stimulation of the penis POCKET ROCKET Erection with pants on or miniature vibrator POKE Intercourse POLE SMOKER Someone who performs oral sex on a male PORN STAR The star of a pornographic film. PREMATURE EJACULATION When a man cannot control the timing of his orgasm and ejaculates too quickly. PRINCE ALBERT Pierced penis. Ouch! PRISONER OF LOVE Cheesy term for someone who cannot get out of a romantic relationship PRIVATE PARTS Male & female sex organs PROTECTION Contraception, generally a condom PRUDE A person who is excessively modest and proper in everything he or she does PUCKER UP To prepare ones lips in anticipation of a kiss. PUP TENT An erection visible through loose clothing PURPLE HEADED CUSTARD CHUCKER Penis

FACIAL The act of ejaculating on a person's face FAKE NIPPLES A protuberance resembling or suggesting the nipple of a breast FAKE ORGASM The misrepresentation of sexual climax FAMILY JEWELS Testicles FEEL HER UP To sexually grope, to touch or handle the breasts, buttocks, legs or crotch FELCHING To ejaculate into an anus and then lick or suck the semen out. FELLATIO Placing one's mouth on the penis FERTILITY DRUGS Medicinal drugs used to enhance fertility or increase the likelihood of pregnancy. FINGER To stimulate a woman sexually with the hand, especially stimulating the clitoris to produce an orgasm. FINGER CUFFS Hmmm . . . We can't remember. FIRST TIME Initial intercourse FISHNET STOCKINGS Women's hosiery with fashionable holes FISTING To place much of the hand, or the entire hand, in the vagina or anus. FIVE FINGER Masturbation SOLO FLAMER An obvious homosexual FLASHER One who reveals his sex organs to strangers FLESH PENCIL Penis FLESH SNORKEL Penis FLIRT A friendly person comfortable with talking to strangers FLOG THE DOLPHIN Masturbation FLUFFER From the porn industry: Someone who "prepares" male actors for sex either through manual or oral stimulation FOOT FETISH An obsession with feet FOOTSIES Flirtacious behavior involving touching one another with the feet, usually beneath a table FOREPLAY Pre-intercourse sexual activity FORESKIN The area of the penis removed during circumcision. FOUR LEGGED FROLIC Sex FOXY Attractive, sexy FRENCH KISS Slang term for kissing with the tongue. FRENCH MAID OUTFIT A revealing outfit worn to create the appearance characteristic of a sexy french maid. Usually to act out a fantasy or desire with a partner. FRENCH TICKLER Rubber device worn on a penis and has tentacles for greater female sexual stimulation FROGGY STYLE A sexual position where a woman faces the man in a frog or catcher like position bounces up and down FUDGE PACKER Someone who engages in anal intercourse FUNKY SPUNK Semen that smells or tastes bad FUR BURGER Female genitalia FUR PURSE Female genitalia FURRY HANDCUFFS Handcuffs that are furry G Return to top GARTER BELT An article of clothing worn around the waist used to support thigh-high stockings GAYDAR This word is formed from, "gay and radar" to describe the ability of one person to identify another gay person. GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNING Experience sexual arousal GIRL ON GIRL Sexual activity between two or more women GIRTH The circumference of the penis GLAZED DONUT A person's face following cunnilingus GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS A condom made with glow in the dark materials worn over the penis (as to prevent conception or venereal infection during coitus) GOLDEN SHOWER Urinating on your sexual partner GOODIE DRAWER A place where undergarments or sex toys are stored, usually in a bedroom near a bed GOOSEBUMPS Skin hair reaction that can be produced by fear, cold temperature of skin stimulation. GRABBING ANKLES To bend over at the waist in anticipation of sex GRABBING ASS Forcibly touching a person's buttocks GRIND To rotate one's pelvis in the sex act. GROUP SEX Simultaneous and mutual sexual activity between three or more individuals. G-SPOT Grafenberg Spot. An area in the upper wall of the vagina supposed to be especially pleasurable when stimulated. G-STRING PANTIES Underwear with a string in the back GUM JOB Fellatio performed by a person without teeth GUMMER Oral sex performed by a person without teeth H Return to top HAIR PIE Female genitalia HAIRY BALLS Testicles covered in fine, threadlike outgrowths of the skin HALL PASS When one's partner gives him or her permission to enjoy a night out with friends HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH Performing cunnilingus on a woman immediately after ejaculating into her vagina HAND JOB Manual stimulation of someone's penis often resulting in his ejaculation HANDCUFFED & BLINDFOLDED Restrained and unable to see due to the used of devices HAPPY TRAIL The line of hair from the pubic area to the belly button. HARD NIPPLES Erect nipples, often as a result of stimulation or cold HARD ON CREAM A product designed to maintain a man's erection and therefore prolong intercourse by numbing it HAREM A collection of females that have sexual activities with only one male HEAD OVER HEELS Very much: Deeply. "Head over heals in love." HEADLIGHTS Breasts with erect nipples HEART SHAPED Jacuzzi tub which outer rim has the shape of a heart, very popular with TUB honeymooners. Can be special ordered at your local home improvement store HEAT SEEKING MOISTURE MISSILE Penis HEAVY BREATHER Someone who inhales and exhales forcefully HEAVY PETTING To engage in amorous embracing, caressing, and kissing. HEISMAN When a woman pushes a man away, resembling the Heisman trophy HERMAPHRODITE A congenital genetic condition where a person has both male and female sex organs and characteristics HIDE THE SAUSAGE Sex HIGH HEELS AND GARTER Shoes and elasticized fabric used to hold up stockings HONEY BUNNY A term of endearment HONEY POT Female genitalia HOOTERS Breasts HORIZONTAL TANGO Making love; sex. HORNY Slang term for a person who is aroused or desires sex. HOT BEEF INJECTION Sex HOT BOX Female genitalia HOT HUNK OF BURNING LOVE A sexually attractive male HOT PANTS 1. A very passionate, lustful, and promiscuous person., 2. [1960s] Very brief shorts., 3. Strong sexual desire. HOT WAX ON THE NIPPLE A stimulating pleasure/pain activity HOTDOG IN THE HALLWAY A loose vagina HUMMER Oral sex on a male HUMP LIKE RABBITS Frequent sex HUNG LIKE A HORSE Having a large penis. I Return to top ICE CUBE ON THE NIPPLE Placing a piece of frozen water on the aureola, generally to stimulate IMPOTENT Unable to achieve an erection INTERCOURSE Sex; penetration of penis into vagina

CALL GIRL Female prostitute CAMEL TOE When a female's labia majora can be seen through clothing CANOODLE Kissing passionately, often in public to be mentioned in Page Six CARPET MUNCH Cunnilingus CATCHER A male who receives anal penetration; see "pitcher" CAVITY SEARCH To probe a person's orifices, generally in search of contraband CEILING INSPECTOR A person who spends an inordinate amount of time on his or her back during sex CENTERFOLD 1. A sexually desirable person. 2. the person in the photographs of the centerfold of erotic magazines. CHASTITY BELT Old fashioned device fastened around a woman's waist to prevent sex CHICK MAGNET Male who seems to attract lots of women CHICKEN RANCH A famous brothel outside Las Vegas CHOCOLATE BODY PAINT Edible chocolate designed to be licked off a person's body CHOCOLATE HIGHWAY The rectum CHOCOLATE STARFISH Anus CHOKE THE CHICKEN Masturbation CHUBBY Erect penis CIRCLE JERK Masturbation CLEAN THE KITCHEN Analingus CLEAVAGE Attractive gap that occurs between two female breasts when close together CLEVELAND STEAMER When a person defecates on another person's chest CLIMAX Sexual peak; orgasm CLITORIS A small but all-important part of the female genitalia CLOSE THE DEAL Have sex CLOSET EXHIBITIONIST A person who pretends not to enjoy being looked at naked CLUB Penis CLUB SANDWICH Double penetration; two men engaging in simultaneous sex with one woman COLD FEET Apprehensive CONSUMMATE A MARRIAGE To have sex following the ceremony of matrimony CORN HOLE Anus COUGAR An older woman, usually over thirty-five, who prefers to "hunt" for younger men as sexual partners. CROSS DRESSER Wearing clothing generally associated with the opposite gender CROSSING SWORDS To accidentally rub one's penis against the other man's penis during double penetration. CROTCHLESS PANTIES Female undergarments without the center section that covers the genitalia CRUISE FOR CHICKS Searching for females CUDDLING Romantic practice of being close to each other, particularly in a bed or on a sofa. CUNNILINGUS Oral sex performed on a woman; specifically, licking the clitoris of a woman to produce an orgasm. CUPCAKE A term of endearment CYBER SEX Foreplay, dirty talking and self-touching that takes place when two people work each other up, communicating through their PCs D Return to top DAISY CHAIN Simultaneous sexual stimulation and masturbation done by a group of people in an orgy setting forming a circle or chain DAISY DUKES Short shorts D-CUP A large size of a woman's undergarment to cover and support the breasts DEAD SOLDIER A flaccid penis DEEP THROAT Oral sex on a male where the entire penis is placed in the mouth DENTAL DAM A safe sex barrier, usually made of a flat sheet of latex, used when performing oral sex on women. DIAPHRAGM A contraceptive device resembling a small frisbee inserted into the vagina to cover the cervix DILDO HARNESS A dildo (Cylindrical sex toy, often shaped like a penis, used to penetrate the vagina or anus - generally a toy with no moving parts) that is worn by someone, attached to a harness, so that it can be thrust into a partner like a penis. DINE AT THE Y Cunnilingus DIRTY GIRL A sexually adventurous or promiscuous female DIRTY OLD MAN Refers to a man of greater than middle age who has sexual desires for younger sexual partners. DIRTY SANCHEZ A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez. DOCK YOUR YACHT IN HAIR HARBOR Sex DOGGY STYLE A sexual position where the male is behind the female DOMINATRIX A woman who humiliates a man for pay or pleasure DONKEY SHOW An exhibition of bestiality between a woman and a donkey DOUBLE BAGGING Placing the testicles in one's mouth DOUBLE DATE A date participated in by two couples. DOUBLE DILDO A sex toy with two ends designed to stimulate two people DOUBLE PENETRATION Penetration of the vagina and anus simultaneously. DRAG QUEEN A man dressed as a woman DREAM GIRL The ideal woman DRY HUMPING The art of practicing sexual stimulation with clothes on, without penetration DUMB STICK Penis E Return to top EASY ACCESS Clothing that allows unfettered access to the sex organs EDIBLE UNDERWEAR A candy undergarment EGGS IN THE BASKET Testicles in a tight undergarment of bathing suit EIFFEL TOWER A threesome involving two men and a woman, where one man is behind the woman and another in front, and the two men high-five each other to form the shape of the Eiffel Tower. EJACULATE To eject or discharge semen from the penis ERECTION A tumescent, or hard, penis EXOTIC DANCER A male or female stripper EXTRA LARGE SIZED CONDOMS Contraceptives designed for men with large penises EYE CANDY An attractive person

Glossary of terms for some of the stuff posted in http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=31954 A ACCIDENT An unanticipated pregnancy ADDICTED TO LOVE The inability to not feel intense feelings for someone ANAL ASTRONAUT A person who engages in anal sex ANAL BEADS String beads that are inserted into the anal cavity and pulled like a lawnmower ANAL LUBRICANT Slippery liquid used to facilitate penetration of the rectum ANAL PROBE Device designed to be inserted into the anal cavity ANALINGUS Licking the anus ANGRY DRAGON To ejaculate into a partner's mouth, say something shocking (i.e. "I slept with your sister"), and have he or she choke in surprise, making the semen come out of his or her nose. Also known as the Alaskan Firedragon. ANKLE CUFFS Restraints used to hold one's ankles apart APHRODISIAC Any chemical substance that stimulates the host sexually when consumed AROUND THE WORLD Analingus ASS HAMSTER A small rodent used to stimulate the anus B Return to top BABY BATTER Semen BABY DADDY The father of a woman's child, when the parents aren't married and the father often isn't paying for child support BABY OIL A slippery lubricant BACHELOR PARTY A festival celebrating and lamenting the end of singleness generally held shortly before a wedding BACK DOOR MAN Homosexual BALD HEADED HERMIT Penis BALDY Genitalia without pubic hair BALL AND CHAIN A derogatory term used to describe one's significant other BALL COLLAR A device worn around the testicles BALL GAG A device placed in a person's mouth to prevent speech. Often used in S&M. BALL WEIGHTS Heavy objects attached to testicles to make them longer BANANA HAMMOCK Skimpy and disgusting male underwear such as a thong or g-string BARE BACKING Anal intercourse without a condom BARELY LEGAL A girl who is just barely above the legal age to have sex with an older man BASKET WEAVER A man wearing tight pants that reveal his genitalia BEAR SKIN RUG A floor mat of an animal pelt. BEARD BURN To experience a burning feeling from a partner's beard rubbing against one's skin BEARDED CLAM Female genitalia BEAT THE MEAT Masturbation BEAVER Female genitalia BED AEROBICS To have sexual intercourse. BED HOP To jump from bed to bed, often used to describe a sexually promiscuous individual BEDROOM EYES A sexy facial expression conveying interest in sexual activities BEDROOM JOCKEY One who rides another in the sleeping chamber BEEF GRAVY Semen BEEFCAKE An attractive male BEER GOGGLES When members of the opposite sex appear more attractive than reality due to the excessive consumption of alcohol BENDER A penis that is not straight BEN-WA BALLS Round objects designed to cause sexual pleasure when rocking while inserted inside the vagina or anus BESTIALITY Sex with animals BIG BULGE A visible lump in a man's trousers caused by a large or erect penis BIRTHDAY SUIT Naked; a person's naked body BISEXUAL A person who is sexually attracted to both males and females BITE A NIPPLE To use one's teeth to grip the small protuberance of the breast BLIND DATE A date that is setup between two willing partners where neither one knows the physical appearance of the other until the date begins BLINDFOLD Fantasy sex where one or both partners have their eyes covered, or, a blindfold BLOW IN HIS EAR To forcibly exhale in the direction of a male's body part used to detect sound BLOW JOB Fellatio BLOW THE LOAD Ejaculate BLOW UP DOLL A sex toy made of vinyl or rubber that can be filled with air to resemble a woman BLUE BALLS A term used to describe a person's testicles who has not had an orgasm in over 24 hours; or the feeling a man has after intense arousal that does not end in orgasm BLUE VEINED TRUMPET Penis BOBSLED A sexual position resembling people on a bobsled BODY PAINT Liquid material applied to the skin to enhance its appearance BODY SHOTS Alcoholic beverages licked off of a person or a tequila shot when the salt is licked off of somebody BONDAGE A sexual practice where participants use restraints to limit or prevent movement BONER Erection BOOB JOB Plastic surgery to enlarge the size of breasts BOOTY CALL A late-night call to a prospective lover BOWLING BALL To insert two fingers into a female's vagina and one into her anus. BOX LUNCH Oral Sex on a female BOXERS OR BRIEFS A man's choice of undergarments BOY TOY A male partner enjoyed for sex as opposed to companionship BRAZILIAN BIKINI WAX Removing most of a female's pubic hair BROTHEL A place where prostitutes work BROWN QUEEN A male homosexual BUBBLE BATH A product designed to create very thin films of liquid forming a ball around air in a bathroom fixture filled with water and used for cleaning humans BUBBLE BUTT A nice round behind. BUCKING BRONCO The Bronco - You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off. BUFF THE HAPPY LAMP Male masturbation BUMP AND GRIND Sex BUMP UGLIES Sex BUMPER TO BUMPER When two women, generally lesbians, push their genitalia together in a scissors position BUN IN THE OVEN Pregnant BUSH Female pubic hair BUTT PLUG A sex toy designed to be placed in the anus BUTTERFLIES IN YOUR STOMACH Tingly sensation in your stomach due to anxiety; often associated with young love BUTTERFLY Sexual position in which male and female are both sitting up, facing each other, leaning back

Yeah I was there...enjoying the sunshine and the rainbow over 71 and dancing with the 3olives girls

Ill be at qsl b4 7 so i can get the 2 entries to win the bike, if there is enough of a group ill zip back across the street and meet up

camel toe

Blue Balls

Beef Gravy

Thats great