Zach

Thaaaahts a keeeepah!

That dog is cute as hell.

The survival kit is pretty cool.

Punch and Pie

"These are the simple rules. No barking, no growling, you will not lift your leg to anything in this house. This is not your room. No slobbering, no chewing, you will wear a flea collar. This is not your room. No begging for food, no sniffing of crotches, and you will not drink from my toilet. This is not your room."

not seeing the pics dstegjas...

Nope, rear flat. But it was fun while it lasted!

I'll give you this one; Audis are slutbiscuits to work on. A dealer oil change is like $300 or some shit.

Buy your adjustable power bands here! http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1&products_id=30

The S4 is the high-performance version of the A4.

Have you guys seen how many people think a power band is a part??

limited addition monster exhaust!

"base model" S4?

share the details!

Anybody heading out this weekend? Oh, and provided my screws get here, anybody would be welcome to do some laps on the 100.

"Maybe you put a sex dildo on top to fuck yourself in asshole..."

This looks like such a blast! I ordered some screws for my xr100 from MJ usa tonight.

you have to have a specific pass at wayne because it's a National forest, not because it's a dedicated riding area. Perry is a state forest and only requires the state sticker.

Mila is pretty hot in Black Swan...

In an open parking situation like described here, the first step is to reduce the amount of attention the bike draws. Take it easy on the throttle in the parking lot- nothing screams "Steal my bike!" or "Fuck with my ride!" like a yosh pipe at 8,000 rpm. Next, put a cover on it. Yeah, it'll help protect the bike from the elements, but more importantly, it'll keep it out of sight from anyone driving around looking for targets. Disk locks, cable locks, and alarms are just going to stop the local punk or junkie from taking or messing with your bike. These will not stop a pro that wants it. LoJack is pretty good for getting stuff back, but thieves will usually rack up a decent amount of damage pretty quickly so you'll still be paying out of pocket. The only way to completely protect your bike is to insure it VERY well.

You guys coulda at least had a little fun with this guy.

Naw MAN! just give 'em a mountain dew before the ride!

There's no seat belt attaching the kid to it. I like the idea. Same thing as a sissy bar, basically.

The Seca 650 franknStein has for sale ($350) is perfect for something like this.

He chopped the frame to make the tank fit.