There are three dogs sitting in the veterinarian's waiting room. One dog turn to the other one and ask: "what are you here for ?" The other dog answer " I am here because I am a "Barker".... I bark at anything and everything.....Doorbell, kids playing, strangers, you name I bark, bark ,bark "...... "wow ...so what are they going to do to you " says the first dog... "They're putting me to sleep !!!:(" Now the other dog ask the first one... " How about you....what are you here for ? " And the other dog answer..........." I am here because I am a "Pisser"...... I pee on anything and everything....... I pee on plants, trees, toys, people .....I just like to pee !!! " "wow.....so what are they going to do to you ?" And the other dog reply..... "They are going to put me to sleep !! " So now both dogs turn to the last dog and they ask..... " How about you.....what are you here for ?" The last dog answer...." I am here because I am a "Humper".......I hump anything.........you name it...I hump it ........people legs, furnitures, stuffed animals....I just like to hump.......In fact I like to hump so much, that yesterday my master was on her hands and knees washing the floor, and I started to hump her from the back!!! " "HOLY SHIT" both dogs say "what are they going to do to you....are they going to put you to sleep??? " " Oh no... " the last dog reply " I am just here to get my nails done !!! :D:D:D