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Mr. Jones

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  1. And you are old and drive a peon. :gabe: Be nice to the newbs.
  2. Welcome! Unique whip to say the least. Any 1/4 mile, or dyno info ?
  3. http://www.columbusht.com/dump//uploads/bro.jpg
  4. Have they replaced the P/N switch that prevents the key from being removed in gears other than Park ect. ?
  5. :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: :dumb:
  6. I don't think that's the point. It was a race between a 450whp busa & and a UGR Gallardo. Clearly the bike driver knew this was going to happen but wanted to race anyway. It's not like they posted "I SHIT ON ALL TURBO BUSA' BHWUAHAHA". It's a street race where anything and everything will be called into question.
  7. Doh, Well, if they have already replaced the ignition/ cylinder you don't have much choice but to tell them to trade you cars for a week or two.
  8. I remember it was the summer '06. Some friends and I had been on the road for a couple of weeks. Just travelling around, little bit of a road trip. Stopping off where we felt. Going to lots of pubs, clubs, parties, etc. Anyway one night we set out from our motel room to go to a nearby bar. We get there and it's fairly quiet. We had a few drinks but decided it was kinda boring and we were going to find some place else to drink for the night. Then just as we're leaving, she caught my eye. Across the room was the most beautiful truck I've ever seen. 87 model, was wearing a 200 gallon mixer tank, you know the kind. She had tyres that went on for days. A part of me was ready to leave already. But a part of me knew that if I didn't at least talk to her I'd regret it. I downed the last of my drink to get a little Dutch courage, then I made my move. I walked up to her and said, "Hi." Girls like this usually don't give me the time of day. But something was different this time. I don't know what it it was, if she was in a different mood cos she was on holidays, too, or if I was just in the zone that night or what. But much to my surprise she was totally into me. Every smile was met with a flash of her headlights, every joke was met with a honk of her horn. She was into me, it was time to close it. "Would you like to join me at my room?" I really had gone too far ths time. But instead I hear, "Sure, let's go." I couldn't believe it. It was on. The sexiest truck I've ever seen and she wants to have sex with me! Unbelievable! We get back to my room, make out for a while then made passionate love. The next day she headed off back home to work in a strip mine. She gave me her email address and we still keep in contact from time to time. But that was the best night of my life and I'll never forget her.
  9. I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?
  10. Are you fond of reading? http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61288
  11. http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/089/e/3/Idolomantis_Diabolica_16_by_DARKNEIKOS.jpg COME AT ME BROSEF
  12. :fuuuu: While I'm sure their steak is excellent, their seafood is just amazing for central Ohio. Never leave that place anything less than 100% satisfied. :megusta:
  13. http://ideasmodern.com/wp-content/plugins/magic-fields/thirdparty/phpthumb/phpThumb.php?src=http://ideasmodern.com/wp-content/files_mf/cache/th_b5cb9cebf2702d1d9f0b0c9e633f49f7_913868.jpg&w=468&h=350&zc=1
  14. Last time I was at stone mountain park, I don't recall the "Light Speed Photography" being there. Must be a new addition.
  15. I got a $100 bill earmarked for this.
  16. K Series are the LS1's of the honda world.
  17. Mr. Jones

    Meet tonight?

    You also missed Brian Turner, he only comes out once every 6th blue moon. Even had the unicorn with him. :megusta:
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