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Mr. Ferguson is the head retard, I am merely a minion and designated writer for the group. Thanks, Haireck

DERP will scratch them, spray them with our patented DERP ball cleaner, and package them neatly. Try to get that kind of treatment from those FedEx/UPS bitches. Thanks, Airick

What are your credentials? Thanks, e-ROK

Dirk, stay civil. We are trying to run a business here, not munch on smoked horsecock.

You're already in the chair, all they'd need to do is hook some jumper cables up to you.

There you hear it, straight from the CEO's cocksucker. However, not only will we be functioning at a 20% greater efficiency, we will be seeing at least a 40% spike in productivity. Mr. Richard will concur. Horatio Sheeba DERP Enterprises CO.INC. Head of Mongolian Operations

It's not about the car you drive, it's about coming out to see old friends and to make new ones. Hell, if it gets you out there, you can yell at me all you want.....not saying I'm going to do push ups though.

These are not trade secrets, rather innovative ideas we are sharing with potential investors, employees, and correspondents alike. DERP: Here for you, your country, the world. Yours in love, trust, and brotherhood, Horatio Sheeba DERP Enterprises CO.INC. Head of Mongolian Operations

Our environmental causes are vast and defined, just as our industrious endeavors. Whatever you need, DERP is there to deliver. Yours in love, trust, and brotherhood, Horatio Sheeba DERP Enterprises CO.INC. Head of Mongolian Operations

Will you yell and scream at me to do push ups and run if I invite you to Sonic?

Please, let us keep the useless banter down so we can discuss DERP. This is only for the betterment of not just our nation, but the world as a whole. As you can see by the vast network of international associates that we are beginning to possess, DERP is expanding it's horizons to encompass a broad spectrum of worldly people into the corporation. DERP: Not just for the country; for the world. Yours in love, trust, and brotherhood, Horatio Sheeba DERP Enterprises CO.INC. Head of Mongolian Operations

There has been some concern and speculation lately about the condition of DERP Enterprises for the 2010 fiscal year. Some say we have reached a plateau, while others say we are going nowhere but up. I feel as though we are running around in circles and trying to place the blame on each other, while in reality we should be banding together and creating and putting a plan of action for the next decade into action. As DERP Enterprises head of Mongolian operations, I have created this thread for the people who are the foundation of DERP to come together and discuss DERP. Where is DERP going? How can we keep DERP from drifting towards a negative slope? Where will DERP be in the years to come? For the investors: Here is a graph of our revenue for 2009: http://na.iiaa.org/IN&V/011708/small-business-graph.gif As you can see, DERP's revenue less than $100k was 21% worse (30% better, 51% worse) compared to the $100k-$500k revenue slot, where there was only 43% worse compared to the 33% better. Both the $100k and $100k-$500k brackets represent 33% of the company's interest. Conversely, the $1-$5million portion of our revenue actually had 24% better (51% better compared to 27% worse) along with our $5mil. and over bracket which experienced an 11% overall bettering (46% better, 35% worse). As you can tell from these figures, DERP is going up, and going up in a big way. In closing, I would like to present this flow chart to you all: http://www.dprudder.com/Home_files/Str_Mkt_Business_Chart.png The circular shape of this graph is a metaphor for how DERP's development has and always will work. Our in-house market research feeds into operational planning, which goes directly into consumer research, which then goes back into our market research. What does this mean for you? DERP is going places. DERP is going to great places. We at DERP would like to include you in on this upward progression. I hope this has provided you with a better explanation of what DERP is, and where DERP is headed. Yours in love, trust, and brotherhood, Horatio Sheeba DERP Enterprises CO.INC. Head of Mongolian Operations http://yourgen.com/temp-images/1/141/comic-beware-125384171862004.gif

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Can't say I didn't offer I guess.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-3brRCRsA8 She's in need of a good, hot, American dicking.

She's asking for some rough lovin'.

You did too see me at C&C, I had the Supra up there.

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Chutes automatically make a vehicle at least 20x more badass. Period.

Jeff, you serious bro?

This fucking sucks.