Maybe we can come up with an ingenious plan on here? The stuff listed here is pretty good already, so why not just combine a bunch of the stuff and call it a day?
I was riding in the truck with my GF singing Christmas tunes, I suddenly stopped, looked at her, and said "Uh oh....."
She looked at me and said "What?"
And I just said "I.....just jizzed in my pants."
She hit me.
It was just the overall thought of this video for me. I couldn't stand seeing the guy get messed up, wondering what he was thinking, hearing everything happening, and wondering what made those malicious fuckers do that.
Exactly the point. My fucking subconscious has brought that image up MANY times since I have seen it. Most notably, this morning when I was eating doughnuts.
I'm glad I didn't see the soldier video. I am done clicking on links that warn me of them being terrible for awhile. I have lost trust in the internet.