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  1. So, I'm up working... Someone entertain me.

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    A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike

    > English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

    >

    > 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'

    > 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

    >

    > A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

    >

    > Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two

    > groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether

    > computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each

    > group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

    >

    > The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the

    > feminine gender ('la computadora' ), because:

    >

    > 1 No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

    >

    > 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is

    > incomprehensible to everyone else;

    >

    > 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for

    > possible later retrieval; and

    >

    > 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending

    > half your paycheck on accessories for it.

    >

    > (THIS GETS BETTER!)

    >

    > The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be

    >

    > Masculine ('el computador') , because:

    >

    > 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

    >

    > 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

    >

    > 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they

    > ARE the problem; and

    >

    > 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a

    > little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

    >

    > The women won.

    This was sent to me by a female co-worker who knows about all my sexist remarks lol

  2. So, I'm up working... Someone entertain me.

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    "Winter Blond"

    AS a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

    The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

    When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.

    She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

    Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

    Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

    At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

    All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window.. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

    When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

    When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

    He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...

    "Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in PENNSYLVANIA and I'm driving the

    SALT TRUCK

  9. Who do you want as the next Governor of Ohio?

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    Yea, I bet he thought he should of been untouchable because of his positions back then, not sure what political job he had then. Anyway not defending his action but everyone says dumb things that I bet they regret while in politics. Example President Obama said in 2009 that the Cambridge police officer was stupid for arresting some professor that taught at Harvard.

  16. Browns Fans, Please Explain.

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    what you mean where they lose in the playoffs? ;)

    i dont think it will happen as long as mike brown, carson palmer and marvin lewis are still in the queen city. that year was a fluke lol

    haha...well..You have a point. I honestly dont know what happen last season besides the T.O curse. Carson Palmer had basically the same stats last season as he did in 09. The best thing that happen last season was the two attention-whores of wide receivers got injured and couldnt play so the new guys could play, Shipley and Simpson. So Palmer didnt have to worry about anyone getting mad about not getting the ball thrown to enough he would just throw to the guy that was open. oh well, maybe one day when we get to the superbowl again we would actually win for once.

  17. Browns Fans, Please Explain.

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    It because of jealousy on behalf of the Clowns fans. We hate Cleveland because real men would never have a gnome/elf/what ever the fuck that is as a mascot. :)

    As a Steelers fan I can honestly say I can't wait for you guys to field a competitive team. I miss the days of a rivalry that means something. Same goes for Michigan.

    The 2009 Bengals will be back next season!!.....Hopefully

  20. Lottery Pool, shall we do it again??

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    I'm not so much worried about my account as I am the other guys.

    I hope they didn't limit there's too. But I'm betting they did :(

    I've been thru this crap with paypal before regarding involvement in mlm programs.

    They've always lifted the limitation' date=' looks like its not happening this time.

    In that case I guess I'll just close the account after 180days.

    We'll talk later (privately) about the status of the game, since apparently paypal is monitoring this thread... :bigfinger:

    Not even sure how they managed that.[/quote']

    haha ok

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