ShankroidBeast

Yes, I lick you very much

I like working with computers, but my boss is real fuckhead. This is for him: You ass lickin', Log gnawin', espanochita wantin'(but not gettin'), mama fuckin', shit eatin', small tweeter havin', ass monkey bein', PC usin', don't be knowin' which hole to stick it in, country music lovin', hick dick suckin', third testicle havin', no beat havin', Puff Daddy wanna bein', singin' like my ass drunk of Vodka, foreskin fryin' like a chip, public monkey spankin', jizum squirtin', omish bein', small knockers havin', beasteality lovin', Metallica not likin', I wish I had skizzillllzzz, cat fuckin', premature ejaculatin', porno readin', ass gettin', fudge packin', self-castratin', Mr. Eder gut havin', sweaty nut sac suckin', masturbatin' with a hot dog, you couldn't get none with a plastic cow, no time tellin', rib removin' and self cock suckin, Easter Bunny beleivin', non scalar havin', no jizloppin', test tube condom usin, born from alien sperm bein', condom from ass pullin', Ms. Lewis weave havin', PRESENT from Santa gettin' (if you know what I mean), pubic hair shavin', wide ass clit havin', Barney watchin', "special" friend being, porcupine rapin', sweaty nut sac havin', hairy palm havin', blind as a bat bein', chicken chokin', porpoise greasin', egg suckin', farts smell like Boris Yeltsin's breath, Tickle Me Elmo vibrator usin', slow like my mamma bein', tight spandex wearin', cunt guzzlin', no power chord playin', couldn't get laid in a bar full of horny drunk fat old 2000 lbs. land monsters, nose pickin' then eatin' it, Piccaso face havin', substitute crack for asthma inhaler usin', Gynochologist tool likin', I Love You Barney lunch box carryin', breasts hairy as a bear havin', couldn't get to first if you were hit with the ball (sexually you stupid fuck!), Sigourney Weaver naked poster hangin', hippoptamous child havin', need a magnifying glass to masturbate, BatBoy lookalike bien', one sperm squirtin', pot sniffin', hindu bien', chingas su madre, gettin' injured while bowlin', brocken fortune cookie buyin', "please come again" sayin', dick the dise of a tic-tac havin', sex with a redneck when your seven havin', Milli Vanilli listenin', in the sink pissin', KFC Thanksgiving dinner eatin', born with one testicle bein', real artificial leather jackin wearin', doin' with your sister while you dad's video tapin' it, lavander plush clothes wearin', jitterbug dancin', tweeser masturbatin', Kwick-E-Mart runnin', cuttin' your sisters vulva with your braces, Arnold Swartszinager and Antonio Banderez sexual dreams havin', anally probed by you father bien', immitation cubicszerconia buyin', horsey face fuckin', double condom wearin' (just to make it look bigger), Marv Albert actin', Cracker Jack engagement ring givin', MOTHER FUCKIN' ASS GOBLIN!

Wheels that big would be like driving around with 1.00 gears!

He just doesn't like doing scenarios like picking up a prostitute, having sex with her, then kicking her out of the car, beating her to death with a metal pipe and getting your money back. What's not to like about that?

This game totally kicks major ass. IMO it's better than when it went from 2-3. The physics of the game is really amazing, the graphics are so much better than 3. Crashes and fighting are more realistic. And the great thing is that I know I haven't even scratched the surface. Best game I have played so far hands down. Worth every penny and then some. I see me wasting a good chunk of my near future life on it. I wouldn't be surprised, when the numbers are all said and done, if they make a billion dollars off this game.

I just got mine at Best Buy by 270 and Tuttle!!!!!! They had piles and piles of them. Can't wait to start having sex with prostitutes, killing innocent bystanders, running over people with all kinds of vehicles, stealing everything in sight, and hopefully find a giant dildo in the police station and beat some cops to death with it ;-) I just love good holsum entertainment!!!

Been looking forward to this one for a long time. Will have to pick it up. What's new in it that really stands out? I remember being able to swim and fly planes from 2-3 that was pretty cool.

That "path" is some seriously fucked up repugnant shit. So yes, I'd do it. Just have a change in underwear ready for me when I finish.

I'm going to buy a poloywog-demodulator with the optional pre-lubed extender tip and industrial strength cheek spreader. That should take every last cent and then some. I know I really should do something responsible like buy new brakes for the Mustang, so thank God I'm not a very responsible guy.

There would only be one reason someone would replace a S/C on a 03-04 Cobra with a 99-01 Cobra intake and upgrade to a tubular k-member. TWIN TURBO BABY!!!! SWEET!!!

If you can't kill them in 11 shots, maybe you need to work on your aim....LOL Just kidding. I've heard that too maybe there is something to it.

I think that's great you figured out what it was and now you feel better! My mother has the same thing and has to sleep with the mask and all. It made such an incredible difference in her life. There were times during the test that her oxygen level would drop to 70 or under. Her doctor told her that because of the lack of oxygen and the strain it puts your body through that it was like running a marathon every night! No wonder you were always tired! Enjoy your new found health and happiness! :thumbup:

KillJoy is selling the gun for me, MonkeyBone. He posted it because even though I've been a member of this forum since 2005 I don't have enough posts to start a new thread in Garage Sale. You can direct all questions and inquires for this item to me. Thanks!

You make fun of ricers, THEN you make fun of the Mustangs. By the time you get done making fun of the ricers, you'd be to tired to rag on the stangs

Check out CoolBluePerformance there you can custom build a Vortech kit and leave off what you already have or can get cheaper. You can put together a non-intercooled kit for about $3k. Maybe use a chemical cooler like SNOW if you want to go over 8psi.

I was turned down for the following plate "PSYCOPTH" because it wasn't politically correct. For $80+ a year I should be able to put on "ASSFUCK" if I wanted to!

Very nice. Any car that can pull the front wheels off the ground gets my vote. Even if it is a GM ;-)

Dude, I have a 2002 GT and I'm in the same boat as you. I just paid off my car and looking to take it to the next level. I researched everything and I'm going to do my upgrades in stages. But the first stage is boost. Sure you can get a basic Vortech kit for about 3k that includes everything except an intercooler. You can do intercooling chemical or custom air/air intercooler so you are looking at around $3.4k minus the tuning. I decided to do the Kenne Bell 2.1L intercooled 9psi kit to start. Yeah, it's $5k, but it's good for 650whp maxed out so when I get a forged shortblock I can go a little nuts. But 9psi should put me around 400whp. I have all the bolt-ons right now, longtube headers, upper plenum, 75mm RB, underdrive, ignition, 4.10's, and soon an electric water pump. There is nothing like the instant boost and unbelievable torque at low RPM's like a roots or twin screw blower can deliver. It is worth the extra money, PLUS you can up the boost later! That' my plan for my Stang.

Okay I'm a pussy. But you are what you eat.

I WANT MY FUCKING AVATAR! Okay, I know is may be just a fucking pittance to you people, but I hate that fucking blue squid thing. I feel like more of a fucktrad than I am posting here with that thing.

I'll keep posting here, even tho it don't matter. I'm just going to do it.

Dude, I've had more pussy than you will ever see in a lifetime and then some.

Yeah nothing here counts. I've been more satisfied by a two dollar hooker. And all she did for me was give me blisters on my Johnson.

It's the principal of the matter. And yes it matters to me because I CAN'T DO IT Besides, I can do some really funny shit with my avatar.

What other FORUMS have any of you been a member of that only COUNT the posts you made in a certain part? None that I know of. We are all members of CAR forums other than this one. EVERY ONE OF US. But what makes this a cool forum is to INTETERACT with people in our AREA. To shoot some shit, talk smack. The BEST dialog on this forum is not where you EARN posts. I CAN'T EVEN CHANGE MY FUCKING AVATAR BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH POSTS. THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!