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    velcro? I dunno, it was just a thought. I think I came up with it somewhere between Johnson and Balls.
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    Yes, sadly I think he is a relative of mine. Please allow me to pause to mourn the passing of great cousin twice removed, Ho Lee Cow. It is said that he left life as he lived it, replete with ups and downs. He is survived by a wife he married while in the war, Lyn Braun Cow, and 2 children, Guernsey (Guern for short) and little How-Now....
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    Yes, I snapped up a date with her, so tonight she is busy. I hope I can keep up with her.
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    Saw him featured on Top Gear a couple of seasons ago. I'd hate to be the one having to buy him tires. Dude's got some mad skills. Can I get a job like his when I grow up?
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    Tom, Good to see you got your scooter quietened back down. Hell the best suggestion I was going to offer was to remind you of my old Kaw 750 with the cherry bomb muffler welded to the pipes. Cheap, ugly, but effective and made for a nice deep thump that I used to LOVE to use to set off car alarms up in Squirrel Hill. Nowadays I just use a bigger 2 cyl. engine for the same results. LOL
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    So what you're saying is that, in 9 months (or however long the gestation period is for busses) that a little short bus will be popping out of the front bus? NOW I know where all the short busses come from! Thanks!
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    Hey I don't mind if it's called a "tweeter". I just have a problem if she refers to it as a "woofer"
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    Sorry, don't have any coke... Would there be any chance for a blowjob for Pepsi?
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    Oh that's just funny, I don't care WHO you are.
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    I dunno. I feel bad for the guy and the situation, but couldn't help my first reaction when I saw the title to the thread... "Man dies from being stabbed "head to toe""..... Geee? Ya think so??? sorry, sometimes just can't help it
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    U.P. And a hearty F.You to you too! Thanks for the welcome. And feel free to lie to me, hell everyone else likes to blow smoke up my ass and try to convince me it's cream cheese....LOL Grew up riding Metrics (started on a yama-60), just wanted an American V-twin for so long that I had to get one, so 2 yrs ago picked up my Sporty as a "mechanic's special". However I will defer to all the sport bike riders as they are correct in my current top heavy beast corners like a frigging logging truck. Hell my old CB-350 cornered better if I recall, and it had hard case saddlebags!. Again, thanks for the welcome, and thanks all for the tips. Enjoying my time on the site, and am looking forward to riding West in the near future and perhaps riding with some of y'all. Errr that is if the great Buckeye State allows riders from PA to infiltrate occasionally.
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    Oh I don't need Paypal, I can send you a nice crisp $1000 bill. That is as long as you don't mind or notice that it's got a picture of Daffy Duck on it. I'm sure someone will break it for ya!
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    Just wanted to say thank you for all the recommendations on tires. You guys ROCK! Now armed with information AND a little cash I can get my scooter properly outfitted with nu shoooos. If there's any way I can repay your assistance, please feel free to holler my way.
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    Ok, I'll chime in with an old one... The newlyweds were in their hotel room, eager to consummate their union as being old fashioned they waited until they were married to have sex. The new husband says to his wife, "I'm nervous about being undressed around you, as I had some problems as child". Wife replies, "It's ok honey, I love you no matter what". As he takes off his socks, she gasps at his feet, he sighs and says "Now you see, as a child, I had Toe-lio" As he takes off his pants, he hears a gasp again and says "yes it's also true that as a young man I developed Knee-sles" As he removes his underwear he hears a giggle and looks at her, perplexed. "Lemme guess", she giggles again. "You also had Small-Cox?"
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    LOL, I'm on here because every rider's forum I've found in PA is LAME! And well a long time friend of mine lives in Columbus and is a member here as well. Thanks.
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    Hello all. New member to the board, long time rider. All my life have been relegated to buying cheap bikes, riding them till they dropped, and move on to next bike. Finally got to a place where I have a bike I want to keep, and have some means to do so. So, here-in lies the question about tires. I've never had to replace a tire on a bike. Now it's time. I've an older Sportster (everyone on the board now is the time to say "BOO") with a 130-90-16 on the rear. Tires were installed by the dealer that hosed me on the bike, and of course I got crap wear outta them. Looking for a recommendation on a good tire that offers good cornering and wet capabilities. That and if it could make me a sammich would be nice as well. Thanks in advance.
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    I think I got tomorrow free, or could "put it in ink" for next weekend. If ya wanna, give a call and we can sort it out. Gonna get some chores done today, so I can justify playing later on.

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    Hey! How's things going over there in the "land of no hills/mountains"?

    You up for a ride either this weekend or next? Hell I can probably even be talked into meetin' ya more than halfway, although since my bike is one of "dem old slow Harleys" I may have to start out a day or 3 early. LOL

    Problem is, since MY Harley doesn't seem to leak too much oil, I may not be able to find my way back home, though. I hear most Harley owners just follow the trail of oil to get back to where they started from. I can't do that as I got lot's of chewing gum stuck everywhere to plug up the leaks. Oh well, if I get lost at least I won't starve. I can eat the chewing gum!

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    I'm sure that I'm going to catch flak from this, but here goes anyway... If the ding is large enough, have you considered using an old style toilet plunger and a glass of water to pull the dent out yourself? Most times if it's in the middle of a panel it works, but I warn you it still will leave a bit of a wave in your finish when done.
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    Hookers and blow? hmmm uh did ya see which way he went? Mebbe if I kin ketch up to him, he might share.
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    Nice movie. I'm saving my money and waiting till the sequel hits the video stores, though.
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    Ok, so I finally totalled up what this is going to set me back. Here's the list as complete as I can make it. 2 bikes, push mower, gas weedeater (5gal and 1 gal gas cans both w/fuel) compressor, pneumatic framing nailer and a jigsaw.

    Total cost on that, to replace new, around 1k

    Door is completely boarded now, including windows. Total cost for that and locks $100.00

    To run electric out there and install security lights...est. @ 2-300 depending on material needs which is pending my final decision on method.

    So, all in all this'll set me back about $1400.00, but will yield improvements, so all in all I guess I can't bitch too much. OH YES I CAN! FRAKKING URCHINS!!!

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    You're tellin' me! When I drove up to the garage and saw it had obviously been rifled, my heart was pounding as I walked up to the door to look thru the window. You have NO idea how grateful I was that my scooter was still there.

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