Because MTV tells them it is cool.
I would love to see him get choke slammed by the undertaker. I am talking like the undertake just shows up, walks up to this guy, does the whole eyes rolling in the back of the head, and choke slams him on some hipster fuck.
In theory captain no shirt will be broken in two and the hipster will be crushed, therfore we have a double win outcome for the human race.
thoughts?