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wagner

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  1. Ohio state will have a hard time winning this game. I still dont' think they will go .500 Let me tell you how to beat Ohio State, stack the box. Their pack of failbus QB's can't throw a ball to hit the side of a fat chick in the Easton Walmart. If the O-line could open a hole like they open a box of twinkies they might be ok. I hope I am wrong but I see Ohio State losing this game by at least a touchdown. Then again it is IL and they are a paper tiger...
  2. Ohio state will have a hard time winning this game. I still dont' think they will go .500 Let me tell you how to beat Ohio State, stack the box. Their pack of failbus QB's can't throw a ball to hit the side of a fat chick in the Easton Walmart. If the O-line could open a hole like they open a box of twinkies they might be ok. I hope I am wrong but I see Ohio State losing this game by at least a touchdown. Then again it is IL and they are a paper tiger...
  3. NSFW bad words http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81916869/ A controlled fire would be great...
  4. Dead acres/haunted hoochie
  5. I heard he was buying the old Space Shuttle and will be dragging people from Mars around the moon doing 1,000 MPH rolls.
  6. That process has already started, and the new car will be more nasty than a hooker with chipped teeth giving $4 BJ's
  7. http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/topvideos/2011/10/13/pkg-couple-has-sex-while-skydiving.kget
  8. Do you ever have something positve to say?
  9. There we go. Tell me moar about this car and what you shall be doing.
  10. Looks like he tried to post some direct from his computer. You will need to use photobucket or some other image host to get that done. Holding rep until I see the pics, this thing sounds nasty.
  11. If we had more posts like this the interwebz would be a better place.
  12. Could not agree more with this statement. O'reillys has always been great to me at any of the locations I went to. Thank you for taking the time to set this up and help CR out.
  13. wagner

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    This pretty much puts all the people I want to rape choke into one place http://dbagging.com/
  14. More win that a 3 some with the Fuku and Fukme sisters
  15. This pretty much sums it up and I think things are going to get worse.
  16. On my list of shit to do next year since I will not be in school: -Shakedown -Yellowbullet Nationals -Any big race as SGMP -Ultimate Outlaws race
  17. When someone like the ADRL or NHRA come in, the track is not bad. At NHRA Unleashed the high HP cars were getting down the track ok. When the standard track crew is there, well it is what it is. If they ever learn how to prep a track and run a show that place would return to past glory.
  18. Well we all know websters is an expert on racing, so I guess you win that round Trebeck. You are right you don't back down, you just say "I don't race at the track" AMIRTE? <3 PS that is not a heart its my ballz on your car PSS I wanted to sit in your car at the track but the seat was to close to the wheel PSSS DUCKBUTTER
  19. http://www.nhra.com/nhra101/basics.aspx Drag racing made easy A drag race is an acceleration contest, on a track, or dragstrip, that begins from a standing start between two vehicles over a measured distance. A drag racing event is a series of such two-vehicle, tournament-style eliminations. The losing racer in each contest is eliminated, and the winning racers progress until one remains. These contests are started by means of an electronic device commonly called a Christmas Tree because of its multicolored starting lights. On each side of the Tree are seven lights: two small amber lights at the top of the fixture, followed in descending order by three larger LED lights, a green bulb, and a red bulb. Two light beams cross the starting-line area and connect to trackside photocells, which are wired to the Christmas Tree and electronic timers in the control tower. When the front tires of a vehicle break the first light beam, called the pre-stage beam, the pre-stage light on the Christmas Tree indicates that the racer is approximately seven inches from the starting line. When the racer rolls forward into the stage beam, the front tires are positioned exactly on the starting line and the stage bulb is lit on the Tree, which indicates that the vehicle is ready to race. When both vehicles are fully staged, the starter will activate the Tree, and each racer will focus on the three large amber lights on his or her side of the Tree. Depending on the type of racing, all three large amber lights will flash simultaneously, followed four-tenths of a second later by the green light (called a Pro Tree), or the three bulbs will flash consecutively five-tenths of a second apart, followed five-tenths later by the green light (called a Sportsman, or full, Tree). Two separate performances are monitored for each run: elapsed time and speed. Upon leaving the staging beams, each vehicle activates an elapsed-time clock, which is stopped when that vehicle reaches the finish line. The start-to-finish clocking is the vehicle's elapsed time (e.t.), which serves to measure performance. Speed is measured in a 66-foot "speed trap" that ends at the finish line. Each lane is timed independently. The first vehicle across the finish line wins, unless, in applicable categories, it runs quicker than its dial-in or index (see glossary). A racer also may be disqualified for leaving the starting line too soon, leaving the lane boundary (either by crossing the centerline, touching the guardwall or guardrail, or striking a track fixture such as the photocells), failing to stage, or failing a post-run inspection (in NHRA class racing, vehicles usually are weighed and their fuel checked after each run, and a complete engine teardown is done after an event victory).
  20. Speeding on the freeway does not count...
  21. Yes and yes. We also need to figure out to get that bitch to 60' better. I was cutting 1.78 60' and running in the 12.50's to 12.60s. You were cutting 1.8X 60' foots and running quicker....
  22. Glad you guys liked the video. I am still learning and always willing to try something different.
  23. When I was a kid dad got an enclosed trailor, mom got new carpet.
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