Me:
He...He... Hello?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, DICK FUCKER. I am so glad you find this amusing, DICK FUCKER. Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes why are you calling me DICK FUCKER
God:
What are you confused about? Your name is DICK FUCKER.
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Why the hell are you calling me dick fucker?
God:
Your name is DICK FUCKER.
Me:
No it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
Says who?
God:
I must have picked it up online.
Me:
....
God:
I must have picked it up online.