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    Eagles Pizza Dec 8

    I decided to go but didnt regognize anyone so my date and I shared a pizza and left we sat back a table and to the left towards the entrance Mark
  2. in answer to your question the guages are sunpro and the motor has around 99k miles allright thanks and how much are you looking to get for the 350 block im interested in the block myself and thanks for the responses guys I really appreciate it Mark
  3. My g/fs little brother drives a 84 monte with a 305, and he wanted to keep an eye on the motor so we went to advanced auto and bought the 3-pack of sunpro guages, oil,volts,temp well the motor seems to run strong all the time, but here recently ive noticed the oil psi to be around 40psi on a cold start and drop to like 20 when full warmed up, then to like 10-15psi in gear, when he drives the car and gets on it the oil pressure barely goes above 25psi, this puzzles me the car has vavoline 10w30 in it and im wondering if the motor is gettin ready to go, if anyone has any suggestion let me know Thanks In Advance Mark
  4. B-series Turbo Del-Sol plus seafoam in bov vaccum line http://5ccreations.com/images/car/adams%20del%20sol/100_6400.jpg
  5. I work at toys r us and i messed with it when it first came in, and I have only been able to do like one word at a time, that would be a good idea to program the toy for swear words lol
  6. Ive seen restored ones on the barrett jackson tv show on speed channel go for upwards of $250,000 so an all original unrestored car can prolly see upwards of $400,000, that guy is sitting on a goldmine and he knows it lol Mark
  7. he is very lucky, I would kill to be in the guys shoes right now, he prolly has quite a lot of money sitting there, I would sell most of the cars and keep a few rare big block cars like the orange 69 Yenko, but I would sell the rest
  8. I had to roll my self away from the table at my house then went to the g/fs house and ate there also
  9. does not have crankwalk, nor signs on crankwalk, the 7bolt is holding strong
  10. lmao thats pretty funny well, Happy Thanksgiving to all of you Mark
  11. well since IM nice I will be courteous to say Welcome Sean, and I know who you are lol Mark
  12. Sean has had the cf hood for a while now, oh sean did you get the shifting problem with srt4 fixed yet? Mark
  13. could you send me info on the aiwa reciever and 5 disc changer as well Thanks Mark
  14. break up with a girl that ive heard.... So, one day... a girl was sick and her boyfriend had come over to fix her up and make her feel better... so he brought some soup, brownies, and a tape with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach. He makes the soup and sets everything on a table next to her and pops in the tape. She eats the soup and watches video. Her boyfriend says that he's gotta go to meet a friend, so he leaves and she breaks out the brownies. She finishes them right as video tape was over... right after Laguna Beach ends, it cuts to a scene with her boyfriend getting a blowjob from her best friend and she spits his cum into the bowl of brownie mix. He looks at the camera and says, "You've just been dumped."
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    three old men

    There were three old men sittin on a porch talking about what is the worst thing to them. The 60 year old man said that he could not piss, and he would stand there over the pot for 20 minutes holding it and trying to squeeze it out, but nothing would ever come out....now that is the worst. the two other men would look at each other and shake their head. The 70 year old man said that the worst thing is that he couldnt take a shit....he would grit his teeth and pull on the towel rack on the wall trying anything he could and doing whatever it takes to take a poo. But no, nothing ever happened. That is way worse than not being able to piss. The other two, would give him nasty gestures, as if they were disgusted. The 80 year old man said that is nothing. Listen to my problem. Every day, i take a piss at 7:30, and go number 2 every single day at 8:30. Never any different. "So let me get this straight, you take a piss at 7:30 and a crap at 8:30 every morning?" the 70 year old man asked. 80 year old man replied, "yes!" The other two men asked him, what is soo bad about that? Well, the 80 year old man saying, i usually dont get up til 9!
  16. Indian Mating Season Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us." Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening. The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.... NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
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    some jokes

    A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. "I know you've been with a lot of woman before. How many were there?" The husband replied, "Look, I don't want to upset you, there were many. Let's just leave it alone." The wife continued to beg and plead. Finally, the husband gave in. "Let's see." he said "There was one, two, three, four, five, six, you, eight, nine..." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- ---------------------------------------- In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name, Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafloppin. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- ----------------------------------- Two Amish women were picking potatoes one autumn day. The first Amish woman had 2 potatoes in her hands. She looked at the other woman and said, "these potatoes remind me of my husbands testicles", and the other woman said "are his testicles that big?" , no she commented, "they're that dirty". ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- ------------------------------------- Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only a few blocks away from his house when he realized he'd left his plane ticket on top of his dresser. He turned around and headed back to the house. He quietly entered the door, walked into the kitchen. He saw his wife washing the breakfast dishes, wearing her skimpiest negligee. She looked so good that he tiptoed up behind her, reached out, and squeezed her left tit. "Leave only one quart of milk," she said. "Jon won't be here for breakfast tomorrow." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- ----------------------------------------- A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- ---------------------------------------- A mother walks into her daughters room holding a condom in her hand, "I found this while cleaning your room today.... Are you sexually active?" To which the daughter replies, "No, I just lay there." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- ------------------------------------ When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea." Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit that he really was." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- ----------------------------------------Nina and Liz are having a conversation during there lunch break. Nina asks, "So, Liz, how's your sex life these days?" Liz replies, "Oh, you know. It's the usual, Social Security kind." "Social Security?" Nina asked quizzically. "Yeah, you get a little each month, but it's not enough to live on." ______________________________________________________________________ One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing.... "I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on that. But people won't call you 'the bridge builder' if you do that here. No, no, they don't!" "I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people won't call you 'the house builder' if you do that. No, no they don't!" "I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35. If you do that people won't call you 'the tavern builder' either. They sure won't!" "But if you fuck one goat......." ___________________________________________________________________ The tour bus traveling through northern Nevada passed briefly at the Mustang Ranch, near Sparks. The guide noted: "We are now passing the largest house of prostitution in America." A male passenger shouted "WHY?!?" ___________________________________________________________________ At the cinema a man noticed a young woman sitting all by herself. He was excited to see she had both hands under her skirt and was fingering herself furiously. He moved to the next seat to her and offered his help. She welcomed his help, and so the man started fingering her like crazy. When he tired and withdrew his hand, he was surprised to see her go back to work on herself with both hands. Wasn't I good enough?" he asked sheepishly. "Great," she said, "but these crabs are still itching!"
  18. just lost interest in the car, he is possibly looking to upgrade to a 3series or something along that line, he has had the for a little over a year, and the turbo,injectors,fmic,fuel pump and stuff was done around late august early september, so thost parts dont have that many miles on them, car is very clean and runs awesome, I know you cant say that about too many dsms lol Mark
  19. thats really cool man
  20. Tim, my buddy Mike will take the phones, beep me sometime today before 3pm Thanks Mark
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