Backing out of wheelies? Why back out if you can still ride it? Parking lots...just use the front brake really hard and endo it. I'm just kidding. But I don't ever use my rear brake...had a BAD experience w/ it when I was a new rider and quit using it.
If you're in Cincinnati, check out the Assfault Junkies at assfaultjunkies.com. We all reside in the Cinci/NKY area and there are multiple rides each week in the famous 10/22 areas on NKY.
Holy shit bitch whore pussy damn fuck! I have been laughing about this post for the last 5 minutes and can hardly see my screen w/ all the tears in my eyes!